I did a survey of your wives and girlfriends. In excess of 75% of you were placed in the Peep or Doinker category. The really sad part not a single one checked off High Strength Shaft.
Their description of rifle hunters indicated a majority of them loved Classic Style and when the Point of Impact was the Pressure Button it made the Ground Quiver.
I thought you guys used up all the funny ones, but I just looked in my bow case for something, anything remotely funny and noticed the arrows I bought last year: and they are "Weight Foreward Shafts". I think I might paint the tip of one purple.
My gf told me to add a peep on my stabilizer since the accuracy was lacking. After the mounting, I pounded that whiskerless buiscuit. It felt almost the same as waxing my own little string chub. This caused a series of embarrassing Chocolate releases followed by a full body quiver and a really broadhead.