"The company Clear Foods recently analyzed 345 hot dog and sausage products from 75 brands and retailers and found are you hot dog lovers ready for this? Human DNA in 2% of the samples and in 2 thirds of the vegetarian samples."

In other news dust is typically made up of about 20% dead skin cells. It would be hard to keep Human DNA out of any foods. Now test humus....

🚨 Human DNA being found in American Hotdogs

2/3 of “vegetarian” samples tested contained meat. 10% of all “vegetarian products” tested contain meat

“The company Clear Foods recently analyzed 345 hot dog and sausage products from 75 brands and retailers and found are you hot… pic.twitter.com/Bf58v1Uigs

— Wall Street Apes (@WallStreetApes) December 17, 2024

Umm...how do we know someone along the assembly line isn't adding his own "secret ingredient?"

If you are brave (or foolish) enough to eat a hot dog, you probably don't care what's in it.

In other words, the test has an error rate of 2%

justcallmeharry said:

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If you are brave (or foolish) enough to eat a hot dog, you probably don't care what's in it.

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You can pry a good sausage out of my cold, dead hands......wait, hold on.....

I remember hearing that an employee at the KFC in Bryan was adding "secret sauce" to the coleslaw. I will not eat it to this day.

I tried to find the YouTube clip of Norm MacDonald talking with Russell Brand where he poses the ridiculous assertion that sperm has "animals" in it, & so swallowing sperm 'kills' the animals; worth a listen if you can find it & certainly on point with your assertion that Vegans' aversion to killing animals is moot IF the consumed vegan hotdogs had a 'special ingredient' from a line worker (as opposed to a severed body part). FTR, I enjoyed your demented sense of humor immensely BTW; you're certainly one of my favorite posters for this very reason!

Just make sure you cook it. You'll be fine. Now pass the brat wurst.

Soylent ween

justcallmeharry said:

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If you are brave (or foolish) enough to eat a hot dog, you probably don't care what's in it.

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WTF is wrong with a hot dog?

Nothing. I attribute hot dog hate to virtue signaling. It's a roundabout way to suggest and brag that you only eat prime cuts.

If you don't like hot dogs, you aren't eating the right ones and aren't dressing them up with the right hot dog toppings. I like a wagyu beef dawg I can get from my local butcher with a spicy gardiniera relish with chopped onions and brown mustard.

Now I'm hungry for a hot dog. One of them big ol' 1/4lb. all-beef bad boys.

If the tested hot dogs came from a Middle Eastern country, I'd bet most of those pigs or goats (used in making them) WOULD have human DNA in them, in fact I'd be surprised it they didn't.

Hello darlin'.....oink.

Ag in Tiger Country said:

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I tried to find the YouTube clip of Norm MacDonald talking with Russell Brand where he poses the ridiculous assertion that sperm has "animals" in it, & so swallowing sperm 'kills' the animals; worth a listen if you can find it & certainly on point with your assertion that Vegans' aversion to killing animals is moot IF the consumed vegan hotdogs had a 'special ingredient' from a line worker (as opposed to a severed body part). FTR, I enjoyed your demented sense of humor immensely BTW; you're certainly one of my favorite posters for this very reason!

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Jack Squat 83 said:

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If the tested hot dogs came from a Middle Eastern country, I'd bet most of those pigs or goats (used in making them) WOULD have human DNA in them, in fact I'd be surprised it they didn't.

Hello darlin'.....oink.

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Ummmm…..

American Hardwood said:

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Nothing. I attribute hot dog hate to virtue signaling. It's a roundabout way to suggest and brag that you only eat prime cuts.

If you don't like hot dogs, you aren't eating the right ones and aren't dressing them up with the right hot dog toppings. I like a wagyu beef dawg I can get from my local butcher with a spicy gardiniera relish with chopped onions and brown mustard.

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It's called "tube" steak, get used to it !

The Kraken said:

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justcallmeharry said:

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If you are brave (or foolish) enough to eat a hot dog, you probably don't care what's in it.

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WTF is wrong with a hot dog?

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I watched "The Great Outdoors" Candy/Akroid multiple times as a kid. I think of the raccoons almost every time I grill hotdogs.

Disappointing. Wall Street Apes is usually such a credible news source.

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Disappointing. Wall Street Apes is usually such a credible news source.

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One way to get human DNA on a hotdog or hotdogs.

The Kraken said:

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justcallmeharry said:

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If you are brave (or foolish) enough to eat a hot dog, you probably don't care what's in it.

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WTF is wrong with a hot dog?

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I was about to ask the same. I get the disgust for the cheap varieties with all kinds of filler, but how about Nathan's or Hebrew National?

I mean…well….is it any good?

Nathan's, man. What kind of **** are you eating?

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See? "Brats" - its right there on the label.

Wall Street Apes is trying to be the modern day Upton Sinclair.

JamesPShelley said:

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Nathan's, man. What kind of **** are you eating?Edit to remove s

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