Wife and I went to Market Night/Street Fair in Palm Springs last night. There were the usual costumes... and then there were the real spooks: The Harris/Walz supporters. That was ****ing scary. I knew PS was liberal... but *****.. it was clear it is crazy liberal.

After wife and I finished eating our street gyros, and were walking, I told her that I had seen someone in an idiot costume, this begging the question, "How so?". "They were wearing a Harris/Walz t shirt".

We started walking back to our car but not before passing a busy Harris/Walz booth. I couldn't resist, I'm sorry (not sorry). I walked up to the booth, past a couple of crazies purchasing ****, er, stuff, and asked the guy behind the table, "So... one button for $3, and two for $5?". He replies, "Yes". I then say, "So you'll give me $5 if I take two of your buttons?". The look on his face was pricelesss, I kid you not. "Thanks", (I say, for the opportunity to diss him.)

Then heading east on Indian Canyon, one block east of Palm Canyon (Street Fair) light turns red on Arenas Road...BOOM! Huge banner displaying 'Pride Week". ****ing lazers shooting into the sky... wife rolls down her window... Thump Thump to the party music... crowds all over... it was live... wife does her little seat jig... it was a huge street party.

Me: "Those gays know how to throw a party".

Rule 1 Sir! Seat jig video or it didn't happen.

C@LAg said:

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the only reasonable response to this kind of OP is:

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Looks like the poster child for Arenas Rod, er, road.

JOHN2010 said:

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What just happened?

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It's something between cool starry bra and everybody clapped.

James had a few pops at the street fair

Hell yeah I remember my first beer

What in the hell

JamesPShelley said:

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"Those gays know how to throw a party".

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Congrats on the sex? (Jk)

Confused pancake bunny can't even figure this one out.

Did this sound funnier in your head before you decided to post it?

JOHN2010 said:

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What just happened?

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Someone drank all the tequila in Palm Springs.

It is hard to pick my favorite part of this nonsense, but I think I'm settling on "Thanks (I say, for the opportunity to diss him)"

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We started walking back to our car but not before passing a busy Harris/Walz booth. I couldn't resist, I'm sorry (not sorry). I walked up to the booth, past a couple of crazies purchasing ****, er, stuff, and asked the guy behind the table, "So... one button for $3, and two for $5?". He replies, "Yes". I then say, "So you'll give me $5 if I take two of your buttons?". The look on his face was pricelesss, I kid you not. "Thanks", (I say, for the opportunity to diss him.)

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Good one. My dentist posts a sign that reads something like "$25 fee for missed appointments". My response to him is, "So, you'll give me $25 if I miss an appointment? Sign me up." At least, my dentist has a sense of humor.

JOHN2010 said:

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What just happened?

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Dear diary...

Have no fear OP…while your mini rant is mildly psychotic, I too have tolerated left wing political dumbassery in PS. As a part time resident for 15 years…I have seen too much to forget….i may consider therapy. You should too.

Be skrong in the face of adversity my friend

Is OP alive?

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