LMAO Miss Alabama

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9:18p, 6/6/24
Orwell was a sevant. We are living in a world of delusion.

Eta: this is not the normal Miss Alabama. This is a different pageant. Nonetheless, we are normalizing and celebrating that which should not be.

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9:20p, 6/6/24
Can we use this as negative recruiting material?
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9:20p, 6/6/24
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That's a lot of woman
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9:22p, 6/6/24
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Et tu, Bama?!?!?
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In reply to Courtesy Flush • 9:23p, 6/6/24
Courtesy Flush said:
Et tu, Bama?!?!?


I need laugh cry emoji
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9:24p, 6/6/24
That takes corn-fed to a whole new level.

Maybe she got into the cottonseed
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9:24p, 6/6/24
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She is Miss Alabama because she ate Alabama
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9:24p, 6/6/24
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She a registers a solid 7.8 on a scale of 1-10.

According to Richter.
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9:25p, 6/6/24
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On the bright side, at least she's a woman. I think. May need some flour to confirm
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9:27p, 6/6/24
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She brings warmth in the winter and shade in the summer.
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9:28p, 6/6/24
She's had a Twinkie or two, too many.
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In reply to Kentucky Jeff • 9:30p, 6/6/24
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Kentucky Jeff said:
She's had a Twinkie or two, too many.


She helped them deliver their earnings for a quarter or two
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9:30p, 6/6/24
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Can't say I have an established cull factor, but I do have a load limit
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9:31p, 6/6/24
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Gives a different perspective to roll, Tide , roll cause she sure has the rolls.
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9:32p, 6/6/24
This is not true. This big gal actually is Miss Alabama, Miss Mississippi, Miss Tennessee, Miss Georgia, and Miss Florida. It is said to be a way to cut costs by letting her represent several states and they wanted someone big enough to cover them all.
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In reply to DannyDuberstein • 9:32p, 6/6/24
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DannyDuberstein said:
On the bright side, at least she's a woman. I think. May need some flour to confirm
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In reply to Kentucky Jeff • 9:34p, 6/6/24
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Kentucky Jeff said:
She's had a Twinkie or two, too many.
She probably has a few twinkies then goes and drops out a whole cake
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9:34p, 6/6/24
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Logos Stick,

Trying to contact you but cannot PM RE: Senior Flex/fitting clubs
"Green" is the new RED.
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In reply to SA68AG • 9:34p, 6/6/24
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Gives a different perspective to roll, Tide , roll cause she sure has the rolls.

And she causes the tides
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9:35p, 6/6/24
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Imagine how repulsive her in-state competition must have been.
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9:35p, 6/6/24
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She may be a nice and beautiful person, but she didn't work her tail off to be attractive.

So now we can't have beauty pagents?
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9:37p, 6/6/24
I am going to need to see the bathing suit portion of the contest to be sure. Somewhere down the road there is a chance for her to be a circus tent spokesperson.
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9:37p, 6/6/24
Y'all got me laughing my ass off, more than the actual story
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9:39p, 6/6/24
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Why not Miss Earth. She is round and surely has her own gravitational field.
"Green" is the new RED.
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In reply to FCBlitz • 9:40p, 6/6/24
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I am going to need to see the bathing suit portion of the contest to be sure. Somewhere down the road there is a chance for her to be a circus tent spokesperson.
She rocks a Wicked Weasel micro like few can.
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In reply to 96AgGrad • 9:44p, 6/6/24
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Imagine how repulsive her in-state competition must have been.
The hawt blonde was runner-up, and showed her immediate disdain for what had just happened (& I love her for that):
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9:47p, 6/6/24
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Edit:

I have removed my distasteful comment, even though she eats tastier than I do.
"Green" is the new RED.
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9:47p, 6/6/24
i see no reason why the slowest runner shouldn't be declared the winner of the race and the highest score in golf be the champion.
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9:51p, 6/6/24
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In Bill Burr's rant about the WNBA he finishes it off with a bit that women love fat chicks because they aren't a threat to them. They're like "keep eating honey, you're beautiful!"
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9:51p, 6/6/24
Pura manteca
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9:56p, 6/6/24
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What a country!!!!
Being in TexAgs jail changes a man……..no, not really
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In reply to TRIDENT • 9:56p, 6/6/24
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TRIDENT said:
She brings warmth in the winter and shade in the summer.
Luke, what was it like in there?
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10:00p, 6/6/24
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I've said it before. And you wonder why the aliens don't visit.
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10:03p, 6/6/24
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Quote:
No matter what your body looks like, no matter where you come from, you can do anything you set your mind to," Milliken said.


Hope she has her mind set on Nathan's Hot Dog eating contest July 4th and not something extreme like sitting in an Airplane seat
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In reply to Logos Stick • 10:04p, 6/6/24
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Logos Stick said:
Orwell was a sevant. We are living in a world of delusion.

Some big West Texas gal had a movie made. It was big too!
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