Funniest thing I've read in a while

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The comedy is unintentional, but hilarious, nonetheless.

The New Yorker: What to Do with Climate Emotions

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If the goal is to insure that the planet remains habitable, what is the right degree of panic, and how do you bear it?

Tim Wehage grew up in South Florida. At home, the TV was often tuned to Fox News, where he heard a lot of rants about liberal hypocrisy, but he didn't consider himself political. After high school, he began working for his family's construction business. He had no intention of going to college until he realized that he didn't want to spend his adulthood doing manual labor in the tropical heat. In college, as a mechanical-engineering major, he learned about renewable energy and about the science behind global warming. In 2017, a couple years after graduating, he moved across the country, to Seattle, to take a job with a company that improves the energy efficiency of chilled-water facilitiesthe systems that produce cold air for data centers, hospitals, and universities. He was carless, and walked everywhere. He became a vegan. He loved being immersed in the beauty of the Pacific Northwest.

He hadn't travelled much as a kid, and he decided to have a peripatetic 2019, under the auspices of a company called Remote Year, which set up monthlong stays for remote workers in twelve different cities. In Kuala Lumpur, the air was opaque. In Hanoi, he developed sinus issues, and thought about how the city's nearly eight and a half million inhabitants breathed this air every day of their lives. He heard from a local that orangutans were going extinct in Indonesia; he felt dazed by grief. He took a tour of the Sumatran jungle, hoping to see an orangutan while he still could, and then saw miles and miles of palm-oil plantations, where the orangutan's native habitat had been clear-cut for the consumer crop. The guide asked who in the group was American, and if any of them checked food labels to see if the product contained palm oil. "Well, when you don't do that, this is what happens," the guide said.


"For years, you read all the articles," Wehage told me recently, over the phone. "You look at pictures of the pollution, you think about the greed that fuels it, and you feel upset. But then, when you're there, you understand that it's so much worse than anything you could read." He returned to Seattle overwhelmed.

He started checking labels for palm oil, but knew that wasn't enough. He couldn't stop thinking about the carbon footprint from all his flights, and how, in some of the cities he visited, the local water was so polluted that the only potable option came in plastic bottles. Then the pandemic set in. Wehage went through a breakup, and began to spend every day alone in his spare, undecorated apartment. (He hadn't wanted to purchase anything unnecessary that would just end up in a landfill.) He went on long walks, sometimes carrying a trash bag to clean up the streets, but a sense of powerlessness weighed on him: seeing car commercials every two minutes on television, getting on Reddit and reading endlessly about climate doom. He stopped enjoying the things he used to like: playing basketball, going hiking.

Therapy wasn't really a thing people did where he grew up, Wehage thought. But, after some prodding from friends and family, he decided to seek it out. He came across the Web page of the Climate Psychiatry Alliance, which has a list of more than three hundred climate-aware therapistspractitioners who recognize climate change as a major cause of distress and have developed methods for discussing and treating it. He e-mailed and called a dozen of those listed, but none had any availability. He tried a dozen more therapists in his city before finding someone who could see him. When Wehage told her what was bothering him, she said that she talked about the climate crisis with most of her clients. "After so much isolation, just to think, I'm not aloneit made me get tears in my eyes," Wehage told me.

The therapist nudged him toward the realization that checking climate-change Reddit for an hour first thing in the morning might not be helpful, and encouraged him to be gentler with himself. Wehage decorated his apartment with finds from local Buy Nothing groups and plants from a nearby nursery. He cut out most social media. He went on a solo overnight backpacking trip, a prospect that had always scared him, and met a group of hikers who invited him to drink tequila on the beach. They talked about climate change, and about everything else.

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A couple of years ago, reading a climate report on my phone in the early hours of the morning, I went into a standard-issue emotional spiral thinking about it all. I woke up my boyfriend, seeking consolation; he took in my frenetic wheel-spinning and went back to sleep. The next morning, he drew up a list of thirty action items for us to consider, ranging from phone banking to ceasing international travel to committing eco-sabotage. There were tasks on the list that we had been doing for yearscomposting food waste, buying secondhandbut many that we had never considered. We had also recently had a baby, whose carbon footprint likely already exceeded that of entire villages in Burundi. I was playing whack-a-mole with my consumer desires. Every day, I felt like a self-serving piece of *****

"We have come to believe we are entitled to be spared the hassle of caring at this detailed level," the English psychoanalyst Sally Weintrobe writes in a recent book, "Psychological Roots of the Climate Crisis." She argues that many of us struggle with a particular kind of neoliberal outlook; that we have been molded into the type of people needed to prop up the economy of consumption that has despoiled the planet, people who cling to the idea that the world can and should stay the same. Weintrobe is a founding member of the Climate Psychology Alliance, which, like the Climate Psychiatry Allianceand a handful of other, similar professional associationsis dedicated to the idea that the disciplines of psychology and psychiatry can help us not only to understand the climate crisis but also to do something about it.
Jabin
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Those people sound exactly like legalistic Christians, consumed with guilt over their supposed "sin" and what they must do to become "righteous".
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We had also recently had a baby, whose carbon footprint likely already exceeded that of entire villages in Burundi.
That child will never stand a chance at a happy life.
Joes
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If the goal is to insure...


This "writer" is unable to differentiate between "insure" and "ensure".

Swing and a miss.
frenchtoast
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I would support doctor-assisted suicide for these people to remove their carbon footprint from the planet.
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Mental disorder feedback loop.
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A couple of years ago, reading a climate report on my phone in the early hours of the morning, I went into a standard-issue emotional spiral thinking about it all. I woke up my boyfriend, seeking consolation
I've never seen this chick, but it doesn't matter. I don't care how hot she may be, she's a no-go on the hot/crazy matrix.
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I cannot imagine living like this.
These folks are mentally ill and their god is Gaia
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He heard from a local that orangutans were going extinct in Indonesia; he felt dazed by grief. He took a tour of the Sumatran jungle, hoping to see an orangutan while he still could, and then saw miles and miles of palm-oil plantations, where the orangutan's native habitat had been clear-cut for the consumer crop. The guide asked who in the group was American, and if any of them checked food labels to see if the product contained palm oil. "Well, when you don't do that, this is what happens," the guide said.
This never happened. And if it did, as an American I'd say "F you, buddy! You're the ones that don't give a crap about native habitat and are willing to wipe out miles of jungle to sell palm oil." Also, it isn't only Americans that buy palm oil.
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I like the part where they guy in Indonesia tries to blame Americans using palm oil as to why HIS country has destroyed their forests. Brilliant stuff.

These folks are just lost and I agree the religious comparisons are valid. Notice though that the blame always comes back to the West, not because we are doing the bad stuff but because we are the only ones that GAF. They simply do not care in most of Asia about the environment but that is nearly impossible to change unless you can create a profit motive to do so. Of course that would mean capitalism and since the entire "Green" movement is really just "The New Red" that doesn't fly.

Unfortunately these people have never been taught critical thinking so they just accept whatever is told to them no matter how little sense it makes.
"The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help."

Ronald Reagan
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twk said:

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Then the pandemic set in. Wehage went through a breakup, and began to spend every day alone in his spare, undecorated apartment. (He hadn't wanted to purchase anything unnecessary that would just end up in a landfill.) He went on long walks, sometimes carrying a trash bag to clean up the streets, but a sense of powerlessness weighed on him: seeing car commercials every two minutes on television, getting on Reddit and reading endlessly about climate doom. He stopped enjoying the things he used to like: playing basketball, going hiking.

Sounds like the guy is going through depression based on some sort of false sense of guilt. The success of the whole climate change agenda depends on mentally weak sheep like this.
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frenchtoast said:

I would support doctor-assisted suicide for these people to remove their carbon footprint from the planet.
Lots more than just the footprint crowds.
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Science Denier said:

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A couple of years ago, reading a climate report on my phone in the early hours of the morning, I went into a standard-issue emotional spiral thinking about it all. I woke up my boyfriend, seeking consolation
I've never seen this chick, but it doesn't matter. I don't care how hot she may be, she's a no-go on the hot/crazy matrix.


Well she's a liberal, so…


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"He went on long walks...but a sense of powerlessness weighed on him: seeing car commercials every two minutes on television..."
Did this engineer ever bother to calculate the amount of food calories needed for these long walks? Did he ever think to calculate the energy required to grow and deliver the food from farm to his refrigerator - just so that he could go on those long walks?

Nope I'll bet he didn't. If he had he might find that he would actually burn less overall fuel by driving his gas powered car than by walking.
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Jabin said:

Those people sound exactly like legalistic Christians, consumed with guilt over their supposed "sin" and what they must do to become "righteous".


No it doesn't, not at all. I haven't met a Christian that believes they can do anything to become righteous in the sense that you seem to mean it. Even the Bible says "none are righteous." Ephesians 2:8-9 states "8 For it is by grace you have been saved, through faithand this is not from yourselves, it is the gift of God 9 not by works, so that no one can boast."

The climate nuts don't even compare. They've proven through various forms of activism they have no problem with lying, cheating, or stealing to accomplish their end goals. Christians do not agree with those means, and if they are you should throw a Bible at them & tell them to start living what they supposedly believe.
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if you're truly worried about climate change and your carbon footprint, might start by not having a ****ing iphone. such hypocrites
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twk said:

The comedy is unintentional, but hilarious, nonetheless.

The New Yorker: What to Do with Climate Emotions

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He came across the Web page of the Climate Psychiatry Alliance, which has a list of more than three hundred climate-aware therapistspractitioners who recognize climate change as a major cause of distress and have developed methods for discussing and treating it.

Man the number of scams out there is amazing, isn't it!
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Cue the Forrest Gump 'Stupid is as stupid does'. Some folks out there are beyond saving. At least mentally.
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i also love the "the tv was always on Fox news" line of bull****
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frenchtoast said:

I would support doctor-assisted suicide for these people to remove their carbon footprint from the planet.

our new AI Robot overlords will target these types of humans first-

because they are literally begging to be eliminated in order to save the planet.
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I guess the 'New Yorker' is a Yankee/Liberal magazine equivalent of 'Texas Monthly'. Bird cage material, both. But then you would have to spend money and buy it. No one buys newspapers anymore, either, so do folks just use paper towels currently?
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Couple things:

- CPS better get that child out of there while there's still a chance. On a really rough day he might be sacrificed by these whack jobs to reduce the carbon footprint

- his FoxNews-watching parents are wondering what the hell they did wrong

- once they're fully consumed with the Church of Climate, these folks will miss out on all of the good things in this one short life we have to live. Sad.

- who knew there's a bunch of money to be made by the specialized shrinks to help these poor sheep.

-half of the story is likely a lie, to push the religion

Anyways.
I don't think you know me.
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Science Denier said:

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A couple of years ago, reading a climate report on my phone in the early hours of the morning, I went into a standard-issue emotional spiral thinking about it all. I woke up my boyfriend, seeking consolation
I've never seen this chick, but it doesn't matter. I don't care how hot she may be, she's a no-go on the hot/crazy matrix.


100% chance this chick is true hippie. Hairy legs and armpit chicks are automatic no-gos, matrixes or not.
"Green" is the new RED.
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Reading comprehension wasn't super high from this article, or it would've been more obvious.

"I woke up my boyfriend, seeking consolation; he took in my frenetic wheel-spinning and went back to sleep." - Tim Wehage

So "raised by FOX" and moved to PNW to walk everywhere and be with his boyfriend. I'm aware there are conservative LGBTQIA+2WTFROFLCOPTERBBQs out there, but they are not typically the ones complaining about everything. And of course any media reporting on this would seek out the liberal slant that reinforces their Marxist agenda.
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The_Waco_Kid said:

Reading comprehension wasn't super high from this article, or it would've been more obvious.

"I woke up my boyfriend, seeking consolation; he took in my frenetic wheel-spinning and went back to sleep." - Tim Wehage

So "raised by FOX" and moved to PNW to walk everywhere and be with his boyfriend. I'm aware there are conservative LGBTQIA+2WTFROFLCOPTERBBQs out there, but they are not typically the ones complaining about everything. And of course any media reporting on this would seek out the liberal slant that reinforces their Marxist agenda.
You are confused -- understandable with this crap article. The author is speaking in the first person when talking about waking up and seeking consolation from her boyfriend. The Tim guy was just another character in her article.
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You misunderstood me and I agree with everything you wrote. You read me as meaning all Christians are legalistic, but that's not what I meant. There is a subgroup of Christians who are very legalistic, and these climate folks remind me of them.
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twk said:

The comedy is unintentional, but hilarious, nonetheless.

The New Yorker: What to Do with Climate Emotions

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If the goal is to insure that the planet remains habitable, what is the right degree of panic, and how do you bear it?


He hadn't travelled much as a kid, and he decided to have a peripatetic 2019, under the auspices of a company called Remote Year, which set up monthlong stays for remote workers in twelve different cities. In Kuala Lumpur, the air was opaque. In Hanoi, he developed sinus issues, and thought about how the city's nearly eight and a half million inhabitants breathed this air every day of their lives. He heard from a local that orangutans were going extinct in Indonesia; he felt dazed by grief. He took a tour of the Sumatran jungle, hoping to see an orangutan while he still could, and then saw miles and miles of palm-oil plantations, where the orangutan's native habitat had been clear-cut for the consumer crop. The guide asked who in the group was American, and if any of them checked food labels to see if the product contained palm oil. "Well, when you don't do that, this is what happens," the guide said.


We should all know this by now, but it's amazing how they will invent ways to feel guilty. Sometimes they stretch the truth. Other times, they will make things up out of whole cloth.

Roughly a quarter of Indonesia's palm oil production goes to making "green" biodiesel. Biodiesel production and consumption in that region is the number one driver of plantation growth.

A meager 5% of Indonesian palm oil exported (not produced, exported) goes to the United States.

So this guy believes he's driving orangutans to extinction because he bought a box of cookies? Is that really what the author is trying to say? The US could ban palm oil imports tomorrow, and it would have zero effect on anything happening in Indonesia.
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Climate Psychiatry Alliance

That alone is enough to generate a sizable spit take.
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