Man stabbed with samurai sword after attacking SEA homeowner with pitchfork

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https://www.kiro7.com/news/local/man-stabbed-with-samurai-sword-after-attacking-seattle-homeowner-with-pitchfork/RLDUAAKAHRDHLN2DB67OWGM3TE/?taid=649c6aa4f25e2d0001ba88ce

A man was arrested Sunday after attacking a homeowner with a pitchfork during a burglary, according to the Seattle Police Department.

According to police, the man had gone into the home when no one was there.


As the 71-year-old homeowner arrived home, he noticed items were not where they were supposed to be and a kitchen window had been shattered.

Then the homeowner found a man standing in his living room.

The pair fought, where at one point the man held the homeowner to the floor and attempted to stab him with a pitchfork.

The homeowner was able to get away, running to his room to get a gun.

The man chased after the homeowner, tackling him as he attempted to take his gun.

When the homeowner attempted to shoot the man, his gun jammed, so he grabbed a samurai sword and stabbed the man.

After the stabbing, the man ran outside where he was later arrested by police.
The homeowner suffered non-life-threatening injuries to his face and torso.




Looks like we need common sense samurai sword controls.


Gator92
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Gun jammed?

Always keep one in the pipe...
MelvinUdall
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Common sense samurai sword control needs to be put in place…let's make sure those extender thingies aren't included as well, and get rid of those AR-Samurai's are banned. Just saying.
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Should've been fatal and I hope the old(er) man gets a better gun and carries
Old Sarge
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What about the pop up thingy for the arm on the Samurai Sword? How about banning those....oh wait, that is called the elbow that is about to thrust the sword "home".

Let's just make burglary and assault illegal. That will help. Not as much as banning the elbow/sword of death, but hey, we gotta protect the criminals as best possible, no comrade?
"Green" is the new RED.
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Homeowner should get a high powered revolver. I have a Ruger GP100 I bought 20 years ago in my nightstand that will never fail me.
Pizza
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That was easily the best thing I've read this month.

That sounds like it came right out of a movie lol.
lethalninja
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It sounds like a fight scene from Kill Bill.
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An epic duel
agent-maroon
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Pro tip - never bring a pitchfork to a Samurai swordfight.
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Maybe his firearm was just a Shogun...
DamnGood86
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I would like to see a picture of the "pitchfork".
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DamnGood86 said:

I would like to see a picture of the "pitchfork".
it was in the article:

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DamnGood86 said:

I would like to see a picture of the "pitchfork".
I wonder if it was a trident. That would be awesome
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agent-maroon said:

DamnGood86 said:

I would like to see a picture of the "pitchfork".
I wonder if it was a trident. That would be awesome
or a mariner's fan.
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I'm going to guess south side here? Haven't read the article to see what party of the city this took place in.
TyHolden
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don't bring a pitch fork to a gun fight....
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Pluralizes Everythings said:

That was easily the best thing I've read this month.

That sounds like it came right out of a movie lol.
Any story that involves a perp getting perforated by whatever means gives me warm fuzzies.
TxTarpon
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A 71 year old man had a Samauri sword?
Get him on Rogan, pronto!
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Pinche Guero
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The criminal should have committed seppuku because of his failures, honor is dead
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C@LAg said:

Looks like we need common sense samurai sword controls.
It seems to have worked out ok
Pizza
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C@LAg said:

agent-maroon said:

DamnGood86 said:

I would like to see a picture of the "pitchfork".
I wonder if it was a trident. That would be awesome
or a mariner's fan.




Or a gun from the future.
AgCat93
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I had to check my calendar. This sounds like something out of 1923 instead of 2023.
Esteban du Plantier
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Gator92 said:

Gun jammed?

Always keep one in the pipe...






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Moral High Horse
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Both of these people have an epic story to tell.
Jack Squat 83
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I'm trying to figure out how you stab a guy with a Samurai sword and not kill him. Did he stab him in the foot, or was it a dull, fake sword? Wth?
Pretty sure most of you don’t know me.
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Nobody cares. Work Harder
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Pluralizes Everythings said:

That was easily the best thing I've read this month.

That sounds like it came right out of a movie lol.


Right?!

To be a fly on the wall would've been epic.

Good for the viejito.
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Jack Squat 83 said:

I'm trying to figure out how you stab a guy with a Samurai sword and not kill him. Did he stab him in the foot, or was it a dull, fake sword? Wth?
Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.
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