Absolut ****** vodka!

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suburban cowboy
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Absolut vodka joins the deluge of woke marketing towards the alphabet people.


Aggie4Life02
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Gay
Nitro Power
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Elijah Craig
suburban cowboy
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didn't realize texags censored the synonym for mental, pedo
Im Gipper
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They've been doing this for quite some time!

I'm Gipper
Jack Squat 83
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Man, where can I get some!!!??!!
I don't think you know me.
Old Sarge
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ABSOLUTley had my last of that brand of Vodka.


Actually had moved on to Tito's long before.
rocky the dog
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Why can't they confine this crap for June? Seems Pride Month is becoming a perennial event.
Elections are when people find out what politicians stand for, and politicians find out what people will fall for.
Nitro Power
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rocky the dog said:

Why can't they confine this crap for June? Seems Pride Month is becoming a perennial event.


No one cares that you are a dog lover...you hate gays you bigot
beanbean
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Oh no! Another company I didn't spend my money on to begin with.
Psycho Bunny
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Same country that gave us ABBA and Thunberg, is now promoting pride flags on its Vodka bottles.

Why are people shocked by this.


dreyOO
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At least they know their audience. We're talking about Absolut
96AgGrad
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BG Knocc Out
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Western Son
PatriotAg02
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Some companies don't like money.
An L of an Ag
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Absolutely fabulous indeed.

As someone else noted, Tito's is better. Hell, I'm not much of a vodka fan, but I like Enchanted Rock.
Harry Stone
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as long as Titos doesnt do this we r good.
Logos Stick
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Gen Y and Z females have risen through the ranks at the corporations.

This is what you get.

They will be loaded onto the box cars last.
Tony Franklins Other Shoe
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**** titos. Enchanted Rock for the win.

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CDUB98
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Old Sarge said:

ABSOLUTley had my last of that brand of Vodka.


Actually had moved on to Tito's long before.



Tito's is woke as hell.
TyHolden
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Gonna have to start running moonshine again...
JohnLA762
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Absolute:
-adjective

1) not mixed or adulterated; pure:
absolute alcohol.

2) complete; downright:
an absolute lie;
an absolute denial;
They made absolute fools of themselves at the party last night.

LOLZ!
Tea Party
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Old Sarge said:

ABSOLUTley had my last of that brand of Vodka.


Actually had moved on to Tito's long before.


You should pay more attention to Tito's before supporting them. They're in Austin obviously and very woke.
Learn about the Texas Nationalist Movement
https://tnm.me
TyHolden
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Tea Party said:

Old Sarge said:

ABSOLUTley had my last of that brand of Vodka.


Actually had moved on to Tito's long before.


You should pay more attention to Tito's before supporting them. They're in Austin obviously and very woke.
who is the non-woke vodka to go with then?
BCO07
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Um, it's clear liquor. Pretty sure everyone who drinks it is female or gay
milner79
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CDUB98 said:

Old Sarge said:

ABSOLUTley had my last of that brand of Vodka.


Actually had moved on to Tito's long before.



Tito's is woke as hell.
Tito's pumps NIL bucks into the Longhorns' pockets. Abort! Abort!
BarnacleBill
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Dripping Springs Vodka or GTFO
Slicer97
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BCO07 said:

Um, it's clear liquor. Pretty sure everyone who drinks it is female or gay

It's basically for children and women on diets.
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