We're back. Let that sink in.

— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) November 18, 2022

Supposedly Twitter has lost 90% of its staff (7.5k to 750).

The fear is this app stops working soon.

Or is the real fear that it does not and it sends a powerful message to the rest of Silicon Valley, and even all of corporate America, about true staffing needs?

— Jim Bianco biancoresearch.eth (@biancoresearch) November 18, 2022

Dang I wish I worked at twitter all those years. Must have been a cake walk.

The Dirty Sock said:

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Dang I wish I worked at twitter all those years. Must have been a cake walk.

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they had 3 cake walks per day. The 10 am cake walk wasn't well attended because the only people that made it to the office by 10 were the ones actually doing the work. The 1 pm had solid attendance and the 4:00 was wild because the bar was open too.

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Dang I wish I worked at twitter all those years. Must have been a cake walk.

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There was a video on here of some girl who gave a tour of what her "work" day was like at Twitter. It was nothing but eating, drinking, socializing and some yoga.

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The Dirty Sock said:

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Dang I wish I worked at twitter all those years. Must have been a cake walk.

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they had 3 cake walks per day. The 10 am cake walk wasn't well attended because the only people that made it to the office by 10 were the ones actually doing the work. The 1 pm had solid attendance and the 4:00 was wild because the bar was open too.

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No wonder twitter never made a profit. Frankly, I'm surprised Facebook/Meta ever made money with all of the perks they handed out like Skittles on Halloween.

Kathie Griffin, Jorden Peterson & Babylon Bee have been reinstated.

Trump decision has not yet been made.

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) November 18, 2022

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ThunderCougarFalconBird said:

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The Dirty Sock said:

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Dang I wish I worked at twitter all those years. Must have been a cake walk.

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they had 3 cake walks per day. The 10 am cake walk wasn't well attended because the only people that made it to the office by 10 were the ones actually doing the work. The 1 pm had solid attendance and the 4:00 was wild because the bar was open too.

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No wonder twitter never made a profit. Frankly, I'm surprised Facebook/Meta ever made money with all of the perks they handed out like Skittles on Halloween.

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what if it really does turn out that a huge portion of those tech companies are really just slush funds to launder funemplyment checks to useful losers?

Kathie Griffin??????

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Supposedly Twitter has lost 90% of its staff (7.5k to 750).

The fear is this app stops working soon.

Or is the real fear that it does not and it sends a powerful message to the rest of Silicon Valley, and even all of corporate America, about true staffing needs?

— Jim Bianco biancoresearch.eth (@biancoresearch) November 18, 2022

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I guess both could be true but the latter certainly is. The entirety of Big Tech was way over staffed and all of the layoffs confirm that. It was admitted in an article on the Amazon Alexa division layoffs that users only leverage it for 1-2 use cases so why keep dumping so much money into what is a chatchki for your home.

And now investors are questioning Meta's $10B investment in the Metaverse. Dorkburg is apparently starting to walk that back now.

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And now investors are questioning Meta's $10B investment in the Metaverse. Dorkburg is apparently starting to walk that back now.

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And he's cutting back on perks for the employees who survived the recent layoffs. No more couriered dry cleaning and laundry service, tons of free gourmet meals, car services, etc.

aggiehawg said:

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The Dirty Sock said:

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Dang I wish I worked at twitter all those years. Must have been a cake walk.

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they had 3 cake walks per day. The 10 am cake walk wasn't well attended because the only people that made it to the office by 10 were the ones actually doing the work. The 1 pm had solid attendance and the 4:00 was wild because the bar was open too.

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No wonder twitter never made a profit. Frankly, I'm surprised Facebook/Meta ever made money with all of the perks they handed out like Skittles on Halloween.

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Their purpose isn't to make money…

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Kathie Griffin, Jorden Peterson & Babylon Bee have been reinstated.

Trump decision has not yet been made.

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) November 18, 2022

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Why tf has the Trump decision not yet been made? It's either a free speech platform or it isn't.... I suppose this decision will let us know which path Elon is choosing.

Babylon Bee is back and the #TwitterTwats are sitting in Starbucks holding each others’ love cranks, crying into their soy lattes.

Pass the caviar… 🎉 https://t.co/tPTtm0Dj10

— James Woods (@RealJamesWoods) November 18, 2022

I'm back. Thanks @elonmusk pic.twitter.com/MnWWNDACGD

— Dr Jordan B Peterson (@jordanbpeterson) November 18, 2022

It's good to have him back.

"Youths assigned female." Reuters should be utterly ashamed of what it has become--enabling this criminal medical and psychological enterprise with its Orwellian language @Reuters https://t.co/JET8fpmF6q

— Dr Jordan B Peterson (@jordanbpeterson) November 18, 2022

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We're back. Let that sink in.

— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) November 18, 2022

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Great, but why not Trump yet? I thought Musk was our guy and he and Trump were sympatico? Is Musk just trolling?

probably securing max advertiser base before he drops that bomb and traffic from all sides explodes.

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Squadron7 said:

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Supposedly Twitter has lost 90% of its staff (7.5k to 750).

The fear is this app stops working soon.

Or is the real fear that it does not and it sends a powerful message to the rest of Silicon Valley, and even all of corporate America, about true staffing needs?

— Jim Bianco biancoresearch.eth (@biancoresearch) November 18, 2022

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I guess both could be true but the latter certainly is. The entirety of Big Tech was way over staffed and all of the layoffs confirm that. It was admitted in an article on the Amazon Alexa division layoffs that users only leverage it for 1-2 use cases so why keep dumping so much money into what is a chatchki for your home.

And now investors are questioning Meta's $10B investment in the Metaverse. Dorkburg is apparently starting to walk that back now.

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Spoiler: 5 Billion of that is for meditation rooms and soy lattes.

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Good Poster said:

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We're back. Let that sink in.

— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) November 18, 2022

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Great, but why not Trump yet? I thought Musk was our guy and he and Trump were sympatico? Is Musk just trolling?

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He's gonna wait for Monday, so that libs can whine about how democracy is dead all week. On twitter.

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We're back. Let that sink in.

— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) November 18, 2022

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Squadron7 said:

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Supposedly Twitter has lost 90% of its staff (7.5k to 750).

The fear is this app stops working soon.

Or is the real fear that it does not and it sends a powerful message to the rest of Silicon Valley, and even all of corporate America, about true staffing needs?

— Jim Bianco biancoresearch.eth (@biancoresearch) November 18, 2022

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Somebody had to hire and retain hundreds of thousands of people in order for the jobs report to look okay.

I doubt this is accurate.

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I doubt this is accurate.

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The actual numbers may be inaccurate, but you can't tell me that there are not a lot of eyes watching what the actual effect of these departures will have.

Pro-@elonmusk, sorry. I have more faith in an owner cutting drastically ahead of a recession, and innovating on the fly than in a management team that was trying to buy more time until it could become the CIA's direct interface for domestic political management.

— Michael Brendan Dougherty (@michaelbd) November 18, 2022

Probably best case scenario. The leftist culture within Twitter needs to be destroyed. The people they hire going forward will better reflect the new culture of Twitter.

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Kathie Griffin??????

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And not Trump?

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Kathie Griffin??????

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Free Speech includes those you dislike.

And don't worry, she'll do something dumb and hateful to get tossed. In the meantime, people will be free to give her the middle finger on Twitter.

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Highway6 said:

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Kathie Griffin??????

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Free Speech includes those you dislike.

And don't worry, she'll do something dumb and hateful to get tossed. In the meantime, people will be free to give her the middle finger on Twitter.

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Maybe it is so she can Delete herself after Trump is reinstated?