First Martian life likely made themselves extinct

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agent-maroon
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6:08a, 10/14/22
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Ancient microbial life on Mars could have destroyed the planet's atmosphere through climate change, which ultimately led to its extinction, new research has suggested.
Reverse greenhouse effect made the planet inhospitable

These "scientists" haven't even found strong evidence of life on Mars yet and they've already figured out how it all went extinct. Because climate change...

When all you have is a climate change hammer, all the universe is a nail
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AgResearch
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6:20a, 10/14/22
All bull****
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6:21a, 10/14/22
It was those gas powered space ships that did it!
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An L of an Ag
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6:23a, 10/14/22
I don't grok this climate change bull*****
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6:27a, 10/14/22
Internal combustion microbes
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6:33a, 10/14/22
And lets also pretend Mars is in the Habitable Zone so we can tell dumb people "see! Look even those pesky, so much more advanced, intelligent aliens even destroyed their own planet because they didn't do anything about Global Warming"

Reality: Mars has always been on the fringe of the Habitable Zone, it's atmosphere is too thin and its surface is way too cold to support any kind of water nor vegetation, but aliens sound better tearing **** up.
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6:38a, 10/14/22
Farts. It was farts.
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6:39a, 10/14/22
#science
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6:41a, 10/14/22
I blame it on the oil companies.
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6:46a, 10/14/22
So they are saying man has little to do with climate change after all?
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6:48a, 10/14/22
Man there must have been a highly industrialized and technical civilization that caused all those carbon emissions…that must mean there are ancient city ruins that we'll be able to see on Mars right?
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In reply to aTmAg • 6:49a, 10/14/22
aTmAg said:
So they are saying man has little to do with climate change after all?
Next up, legislation to control the amount of microbes. We need to throw 3 Trillion dollars at this to make it right.

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6:55a, 10/14/22
We should fly all the climate change 'scientists' to Uranus.
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6:59a, 10/14/22
Stupid microbes wouldn't stop using Freon and aerosol hairspray!
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7:02a, 10/14/22
Climate change destroyed Mars's magnetic field. Incredible.
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7:05a, 10/14/22
Ozone hole was a naturally occuring phenomenon...who knew....lol
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7:08a, 10/14/22
But what about Martian acid rain and Martian rain forest deforestation?!?!
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7:10a, 10/14/22
Matt Damon destroyed a planet with greenhouse potatoes?
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In reply to AgResearch • 7:21a, 10/14/22
AgResearch said:
All bull****

Yes it is!
Guess cows were the first life on Mars!
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In reply to Funky Winkerbean • 7:24a, 10/14/22
Funky Winkerbean said:
Matt Damon destroyed a planet with greenhouse potatoes?


White colonialism perpetuating settler society 101.
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7:27a, 10/14/22
Science is easy.

The further from the Sun, the colder that planet.

Mars was never inhabitable. No even by Eskimos.
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7:31a, 10/14/22
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In reply to zephyr88 • 7:32a, 10/14/22
The Goldilocks zone is mathematically derived as .95 to 1.67AU from the sun (or star). Mars is technically within the zone at 1.54AU.

However, that doesnt mean that the premise of the OP is still ****ing ******ed.

We are going to cease living on this planet trying to support 6B people on solar, wind, and unicorn farts. Millions will die.
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7:35a, 10/14/22
Finding articles like this is like playing a "Find the Dumb****" scavenger hunt.
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In reply to BadMoonRisin • 7:53a, 10/14/22
BadMoonRisin said:
The Goldilocks zone is mathematically derived as .95 to 1.67AU from the sun (or star). Mars is technically within the zone at 1.54AU.

However, that doesnt mean that the premise of the OP is still ****ing ******ed.

We are going to cease living on this planet trying to support 6B people on solar, wind, and unicorn farts. Millions will die.
At an average surface temperature of -80 degrees F, I'd really like to understand how water remains liquid.
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7:53a, 10/14/22
Wait! It is totally plausible.

Just like the dinosaurs were so big that the gravitational pull of their mass attracted a large asteroid that hit the earth which resulted in a dramatic change of climate.
Thus the dinosaurs killed themselves by self induced climate change.
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In reply to Funky Winkerbean • 7:55a, 10/14/22
Funky Winkerbean said:
Matt Damon destroyed a planet with greenhouse potatoes?
They are going to go back and edit the movie to make the rover an ICE vehicle and thus the impact. Good call.

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7:56a, 10/14/22
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Ancient microbial life on Mars could have destroyed the planet's atmosphere through climate change, which ultimately led to its extinction, new research has suggested.

What about the demonstrable fact that Mars' gravity is too low for the planet to keep its atmosphere from being eroded away by solar winds?
No, I don't care what CNN or MSNBC said this time
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In reply to zephyr88 • 8:00a, 10/14/22
zephyr88 said:
BadMoonRisin said:
The Goldilocks zone is mathematically derived as .95 to 1.67AU from the sun (or star). Mars is technically within the zone at 1.54AU.

However, that doesnt mean that the premise of the OP is still ****ing ******ed.

We are going to cease living on this planet trying to support 6B people on solar, wind, and unicorn farts. Millions will die.
At an average surface temperature of -80 degrees F, I'd really like to understand how water remains liquid.


The belief is that Mars was once much warmer than it is today. I'm not we'll enough versed to discuss this in detail but that's what I've read.
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In reply to An L of an Ag • 8:13a, 10/14/22
An L of an Ag said:
I don't grok this climate change bull*****


Highly underrated. Slow claps.
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8:31a, 10/14/22
Leftists will say anything to protect their religion.
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8:34a, 10/14/22
wait...but it says "science" in their website. It's got to be true. No one would be that reckless to use "Science" in a manipulative way.
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8:36a, 10/14/22
Does AOC have solar panels on top of her house?
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In reply to agent-maroon • 8:36a, 10/14/22
agent-maroon said:
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Ancient microbial life on Mars could have destroyed the planet's atmosphere through climate change, which ultimately led to its extinction, new research has suggested.
Reverse greenhouse effect made the planet inhospitable

These "scientists" haven't even found strong evidence of life on Mars yet and they've already figured out how it all went extinct. Because climate change...

When all you have is a climate change hammer, all the universe is a nail
Man microbes that can slow the internal flow of a molten core weakening a magnetic field and allowing a ton of cosmic radiation in?? Sounds like a hell of biological weapon. Best be glad they're dead.

But Science am I right?!?
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8:38a, 10/14/22
I don't think you guys realize what this means.

We find these Martian microbes that reverse greenhouse Mars. Convince them to come to Earth and work ( for a livable wage and not culturally appropriating the Martian way of life.) And they will solve our climate problems. Science
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