Columbus Day doughnuts are OUT

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wbt5845
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The annual day of agony for lib fatties has started at my workplace. Email gone out inviting everyone to celebrate this officially recognized federal holiday with doughnuts I graciously provided.

No one has yet fallen for the Indigenous Peoples Day trap as they really, really want doughnuts. Most of the guys have been like "hey great thanks man" but a few obese, angry coworkers are steaming away

My favorite holiday continues.
doubledog
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Please... Libs want succotash on indigenous people day...
TexAgs91
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Every so often take a few out so they think their coworkers are celebrating Columbus day. They will all wonder who the Americans are in their midst
No, I don't care what CNN or MSNBC said this time
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nortex97
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There should be a printable columbus day donuts of him looking like Rocky Balboa, in the crow's nest on the mast of the anna maria, shouting down 'yo, Adrian, it's America!' while wearing boxers gloves held over his head like in the movie.
Shoefly!
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wbt5845 said:

The annual day of agony for lib fatties has started at my workplace. Email gone out inviting everyone to celebrate this officially recognized federal holiday with doughnuts I graciously provided.

No one has yet fallen for the Indigenous Peoples Day trap as they really, really want doughnuts. Most of the guys have been like "hey great thanks man" but a few obese, angry coworkers are steaming away

My favorite holiday continues.

You call them phatties, but YOU buy them donuts? YOU are the problem, YOU enabler!
BQ78
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Wouldn't it be more appropriate to bring spaghetti with a Spanish Chorizo marinara sauce?
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nortex97
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Truth.
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AgBQ-00
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We need an update on the status of the doughnuts
Ol_Ag_02
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This is such a dumb holiday created to appease a complaining special interest group.

I mean if we were gonna capitulate to the whining we should've at least gone with Amerigo Vespucci day.

nortex97
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C@LAg said:

nortex97 said:



Truth.
yes. I too turn to sports personalities for hard hitting consideration of history and social politics.
He's a fellow human being/citizen with a right to express his own opinion, and to be mocked for it, just as I am myself. I certainly didn't write the article.
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Ol_Ag_02
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C@LAg said:

Ol_Ag_02 said:

This is such a dumb holiday created to appease a complaining special interest group.


i agree. if the whiny "indigenous" peoples wanted their own holiday, they should have fought back better.


That's not the whiny people I was referring to.
milner79
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AgBQ-00 said:

We need an update on the status of the doughnuts

agdoc2001
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Should've brought pigs in a blanket.
Artimus Gordon
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Let the indigent people of Amurica get their own damn day. Columbus ain't sharing his day with nobody.
wbt5845
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AgBQ-00 said:

We need an update on the status of the doughnuts

Only one left. Another run after lunch.

And the little sails are a must have next year.
PascalsWager
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Ol_Ag_02 said:

C@LAg said:

Ol_Ag_02 said:

This is such a dumb holiday created to appease a complaining special interest group.


i agree. if the whiny "indigenous" peoples wanted their own holiday, they should have fought back better.


That's not the whiny people I was referring to.
No one cares about Christopher Columbus.

Its Sicilian heritage day vs Native American heritage day.

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Ol_Ag_02
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C@LAg said:

Ol_Ag_02 said:

C@LAg said:

Ol_Ag_02 said:

This is such a dumb holiday created to appease a complaining special interest group.


i agree. if the whiny "indigenous" peoples wanted their own holiday, they should have fought back better.


That's not the whiny people I was referring to.
oh so you are referring to liberals and democrats.

got it.


Nope. FDR appeasing the Italian-American special interest group.

Columbus was an amazing explorer but certainly not the first European to set foot in the Americas. I guess the Viking special interest lobby should've been more vocal.
wbt5845
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Well, Columbus also introduced the Christian Faith and thus provided a path to salvation for the Indigenous peoples.
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nortex97
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Ol_Ag_02 said:

C@LAg said:

Ol_Ag_02 said:

C@LAg said:

Ol_Ag_02 said:

This is such a dumb holiday created to appease a complaining special interest group.


i agree. if the whiny "indigenous" peoples wanted their own holiday, they should have fought back better.


That's not the whiny people I was referring to.
oh so you are referring to liberals and democrats.

got it.


Nope. FDR appeasing the Italian-American special interest group.

Columbus was an amazing explorer but certainly not the first European to set foot in the Americas. I guess the Viking special interest lobby should've been more vocal.
In all seriousness (my apologies everyone) this goes back to 1942, and then back to President Harrison. JFK was worried about...other stuff at the time.

It should be a great holiday if more people actually knew the history, imho.
Ol_Ag_02
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wbt5845 said:

Well, Columbus also introduced the Christian Faith and thus provided a path to salvation for the Indigenous peoples.


Ah yes forced conversion as God intended.

Also your point has zero relevancy to whether Columbus Day should be a national holiday. I don't hate Columbus at all, as all things done by the conquistadors and colonists have to be viewed in historical contexts.

I'm just not Italian nor Catholic so I have no reason to get jazzed up about a stupid holiday I have to go to work on created to appease the complaining of Italian-American immigrants. It's pandering. But it's pandering to your team so it's okay.

wbt5845
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So no doughnuts for you!
TXAG 05
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What's the correlation between Columbus and doughnuts?
carl spacklers hat
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wbt5845 said:

Well, Columbus also introduced the Christian Faith and thus provided a path to salvation genocide for the Indigenous peoples.
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People think I'm an idiot or something, because all I do is cut lawns for a living.
wbt5845
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They're something obese leftists love, so not having one pains them.
TXAG 05
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Gotcha. Just making sure I didn't miss that Columbus brought doughnuts to the new world or something.
wbt5845
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I posted last week how I bring in doughnuts annually to force leftists to choose between having doughnuts or standing on their principles.
Ol_Ag_02
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TXAG 05 said:

Gotcha. Just making sure I didn't miss that Columbus brought doughnuts to the new world or something.


I'm looked that up too.

I was pretty sure Italians didn't invent the doughnut but it seemed like such an integral part of OPs favorite donut eating liberal spiking holiday I figured I must be wrong.
wbt5845
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And the doughnuts were prepared by Koreans, thus muddying the cultural waters further.
Ol_Ag_02
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wbt5845 said:

And the doughnuts were prepared by Koreans, thus muddying the cultural waters further.


I think we can all agree that Asians make the best donuts at this point.
AgBQ-00
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Friend in high school always joked that the asian doughnut shop was the infiltration point for the CCP into the US.
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