*****Official Super Woke Commercials - 2022 Edition*****

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Eso si, Que es
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Jeep won the 2021 edition with Springsteen begging everyone to give FJB a chance for unity after bashing Trump for 4 years.

Who goes most woke this year?
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Clob94
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Did I just watch Dolly Parton pull a smart phone out of her sweater puppies?
NTAS
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Toyota with an awesome commercial highlighting the McKeever brothers and their gold medals in Paralympics.

Clean through first commercial break with no wokermercials
sonnysixkiller
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FBSPRINGSTEEN AND FJB there that's better
Eso si, Que es
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Are advertisers figuring out that people are sick of their woke politics? Is the worm turning?

All neutral commercials through 2 breaks.
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rgag12
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That bud light next commercial was….something
Kashchei
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They've all been crap so far
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Eso si, Que es said:

Are advertisers figuring out that people are sick of their woke politics? Is the worm turning?

All neutral commercials through 2 breaks.


This is an interesting theory. Wokeness being down in super bowl commercials seems like a reasonable metric.
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The BMW one with Arnold as frustrated Zeus and some Selma Hayek hogans wasn't bad.
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2 electric car commercials so far
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Avocados from Mexico

FJB
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TyHolden
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I am always wrong
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Eso si, Que es said:

Avocados from Mexico

FJB



We're fast approaching a time when all of these private companies who are advertising their products will only exist because they receive government subsidies. Due to inflation, government regulation/interference, and constant supply chain problems, most people won't be able to actually find and purchase these products.
Cromagnum
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Wtf was that QR code one?
BuffsAg47
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Coinbase. It's a crypto thing.
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Cromagnum said:

Wtf was that QR code one?
Coinbase

You can scan the code...
AggDogg61
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QR code was interesting. Probably scan it, and then China gets all of your information.

Wait....they already have our information.
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Well that was a failure for Coinbase. I'm not scanning that.
Username checks out.
TyHolden
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Cromagnum said:

Wtf was that QR code one?
looks like it worked
WorthAg95
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And now my CB won't open
Eso si, Que es
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They keep showing these Law and Order commercials and Soros is gonna be pissed.
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AggDogg61
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A movie called Nope. Nope, I won't be watching it.
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AggDogg61 said:

A movie called Nope. Nope, I won't be watching it.


My daughter: ooh mommy horses!

My wife: what the hell was that!
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Not woke but that female in the singing animals Doritos/Cheetos commercial reminded me of Lightfoot.

Guess we don't put attractive people on commercials anymore

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NOPE is about aliens.

Not like goofy movie alien monster things, but like real "greys" with big almond-shaped eyes.

No no no no no no.

I'll watch that if I have a reason to stay up for a month.
Matt_ag98
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Whelp there we go...good Ultra commercial with Lebowski vibes and then Serna (eye roll)
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Matt_ag98 said:

Whelp there we go...good Ultra commercial with Lebowski vibes and then Serna (eye roll)
Was just waiting on Jeff Bridges to walk in.
AggDogg61
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The bowling alley with Manning was not smokey enough.
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Matt_ag98 said:

Whelp there we go...good Ultra commercial with Lebowski vibes and then Serna (eye roll)


I got excited. I thought the dude was going to be the end of the commercial. Nope serena
TyHolden
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Matt_ag98 said:

Whelp there we go...good Ultra commercial with Lebowski vibes and then Serna (eye roll)
that one had some real promise too...
Kashchei
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**** Chevy, but that was a great Sopranos ad
Trajan88
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... Or Bill Murray from Kingpin.
Gator92
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Captain Positivity said:

Matt_ag98 said:

Whelp there we go...good Ultra commercial with Lebowski vibes and then Serna (eye roll)
Was just waiting on Jeff Bridges to walk in.
Was hoping for this...

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She was in purple though.
NTAS
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Trajan88 said:

... Or Bill Murray from Kingpin.
Or John Goodman and just look at Steve and say,

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This is supposed to be running in Pittsburgh market...



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