Guess Facebook's new name (parent company to rebrand)

6,736 Views | 70 Replies | Last: 4 yr ago by Buck Turgidson
nortex97
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I would go with "festering **** show, inc" or "Evil" but perhaps one of Burge's replies are better. Politics because Zuckerberg is such a leftist who has worked to tilt US elections in favor of the CCP.

Supposed to happen by the end of the month.



Muy
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metaverse

Liberals love making up words to sound cool

If it is a real word, nobody normal talks like that
Sims
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The Book of Sand
nortex97
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"Digital Herpes" would work too. Maybe just 3 cryptic letters, how about "FML"?

There have long been theories it is just a spin off from a classified "Life Log" DoD project, so it would be funny if they named it that.
Todd 02
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I hope rebranding fails bigly and the whole company burns to the ground!

I'm not kidding.
Capt. Augustus McCrae
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Brown star
Houston Lee
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The "metaverse" isn't a real place.
MGS
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OcuInstaZuckBook
textar4404
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Oceanian
Muy
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When a liberal millennial techie uses a word like "metaverse", don't nod your head like you agree with whatever tf they are saying. Lol and walk away.
Detmersdislocatedshoulder
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They should rebrand as MySpace
CyclingAg82
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textar4404 said:

Oceanian
George Orwell would say.....Yep.
FJB
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I so hope they go with something like "Tuesday" and get laughed into Bolivia.
Who is John Galt?

2026
YouBet
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Muy
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In honor of their founder, they should be rebranded as Data
Slyfox07
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SkyNet
OverSeas AG
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Let's go Zuck
VaultingChemist
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Zuckerberg Foundation for Understanding and Controlling Knowledge.

AKA
Zuck's ****s
MouthBQ98
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IngSoc.
The Collective
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LexCorp.
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necromonger
Tony Franklins Other Shoe
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Did Trump copyright ****hole? If not, I vote for ****hole.
Cromagnum
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The Borg.
AggieZUUL
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ButterFace
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TicTwitFace
Madman
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Compuglobalhypermeganet.
Bird Poo
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It's the damnation of this country.

/Jimbo


I respected him even more when I heard him say that.
Muy
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the Mark Zuckerberg Platform
for Kids Who Can't Read Good and Who Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too
File5
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My random wild-*** guess: I bet it is going to be some single word that isn't used often, generally is only used by high-brow people, has some vague connection to a utopian humanity, easily said by people from different lingual backgrounds, and is 2 syllables. Maybe Greek derived? Will probably ruin it for other people.
The Collective
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If they are being honest, it should be something like Aggregate or Stockpile.
Canyon99
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****face
ThunderCougarFalconBird
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Madman said:



Compuglobalhypermeganet.
So it's only a matter of time until they get bought out by bill gates, eh?

jimscott85
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You rebrand your product when you're LOSING market share and need to further differentiate your product. Marketing geniuses have started to sell these companies things they don't need.

Funky Winkerbean
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DigitalEnquirer
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