This country has a small towel crisis!

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Squadron7
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6:12p, 8/25/21



Sometimes you can actually ask too much of capitalism.
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e=mc2
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6:15p, 8/25/21
Drop a couple of tons, fat lib.
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Sid Farkas
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6:15p, 8/25/21
that gal's problems go waay beyond towels
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doubledog
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6:17p, 8/25/21
Buy a horse blanket or loose weight her choice.
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Whitehouse Road
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6:17p, 8/25/21
Needs to sew a couple more blankets to that shirt
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eric76
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In reply to Squadron7 • 6:17p, 8/25/21
I usually just use a hand towel, but then I don't try to wrap myself up in it. All it needs to do is take up the moisture after a shower.
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6:17p, 8/25/21
She confused the word towel and sail.
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Harry Stone
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6:18p, 8/25/21
lose weight. youre high risk covid.
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Teslag
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6:19p, 8/25/21
She's the kind of person that yells at people to wear a mask because they are putting her health at risk
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6:19p, 8/25/21
TChaney
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6:19p, 8/25/21
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6:19p, 8/25/21
So people really go on social media and confirm that they are a fat cow? Amazing!
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Ag87H2O
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6:19p, 8/25/21


And crazy
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OdessaAg
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6:19p, 8/25/21
Solution.lose weight fatty!
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FaceMask
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6:20p, 8/25/21
"Drop a couple hundred pounds BLIMP!" - - Kid in Tommy Boy
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Hanrahan
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6:21p, 8/25/21
"plus size" I guess that technically extends to infinity...
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HollywoodBQ
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6:25p, 8/25/21
New term - "Plus Size Friendly"

Wow.
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Stupid Sexy Flanders
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6:25p, 8/25/21
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el_scorcho
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6:26p, 8/25/21
Check for an ear tag, this one done escaped the pasture.
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One Louder
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6:39p, 8/25/21
America needs FUPA-friendly towels?

Meanwhile, in Afghanistan...
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Eliminatus
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6:43p, 8/25/21
OMG.

She.....she has rubbed herself all over towels in stores?!

Be right back, burning all my towels. I trust nothing now.
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GiveEmHellBill
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6:51p, 8/25/21
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BusterAg
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6:53p, 8/25/21
There is nothing from stopping her from starting her own whale sized towel company if it bothers her so much....
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Pinche Guero
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6:53p, 8/25/21
That's not how a bandana is worn fatty
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Dan Scott
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6:55p, 8/25/21
This is America. Go contact some Chinese towel manufactures, import it and sell. There's a lot of fat people and even smaller people might want bigger towels.
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Pops81
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6:56p, 8/25/21
Try a ****ing beach towel!!

That's what a whale would need!!
Pops81
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In reply to el_scorcho • 6:58p, 8/25/21
el_scorcho said:
Check for an ear tag, this one done escaped the pasture.

My fave so far.
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7:05p, 8/25/21
At least the oversized glasses make her face look small!
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HalifaxAg
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7:06p, 8/25/21
Shouldn't she really include that the stick she washes herself with is too short too?
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BMX Bandit
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7:07p, 8/25/21
Thought this would be a Deshaun Watson thread
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7:10p, 8/25/21
The world was a better place with flip phones and no social media.
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lil99chris
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7:18p, 8/25/21
She sure is putting a lot of trust in that button for her blue jeans.
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Kenneth_2003
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7:22p, 8/25/21
I'm guessing "redid the bathroom" is code for what you and I would call an Indoor pool?
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7:23p, 8/25/21
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