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Krazykat
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8:21p, 4/26/21
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Plant some trees and earn citizenship.

https://www.lawenforcementtoday.com/vp-harris-to-meet-with-mexican-president-to-talk-tree-planting-for-us-citizenship-plan/
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8:23p, 4/26/21
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I know where I'd like to plant a tree
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8:31p, 4/26/21
This one's going to be hard for BabylonBee to satirize.

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WestTexAg12
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8:33p, 4/26/21
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How about anything else besides that. Like:

Kill a cartel member for citizenship plan
Then in a coyote for citizenship plan
Or anything else for to better society for citizenship plan
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My Name Is Judge
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8:44p, 4/26/21
At least the establishment is coming clean about wanting them here to be landscapers?
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Shakes the Clown
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8:46p, 4/26/21
This is all about the votes - future D votes.
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In reply to My Name Is Judge • 8:48p, 4/26/21
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My Name Is Judge said:
At least the establishment is coming clean about wanting them here to be landscapers?



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Esteban du Plantier
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8:53p, 4/26/21
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Besides the absurdity of planting any number of trees to grant citizenship, please note the president of a sovereign nation generally interacts with the head of another nation. The fact that Harris is again in such a position is more evidence that Joe is a bowl of pudding with access to nuclear warfare.
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8:57p, 4/26/21
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seems like slavery lite....work the fields for a place to stay
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8:58p, 4/26/21
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Is a proliferation of tree saplings in places which they may not naturally grow necessarily a good thing environmentally?
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J.P. 03
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9:01p, 4/26/21
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So the plan is to incentivize people to make their home countries better by planting trees so they won't want to emigrate to the U.S..by giving them U.S. citizenship as a reward? Are we sure this isn't satire?
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9:03p, 4/26/21
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That's illegal. Impeach her.
America the Beautiful
1776 - 2020
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Maroon Dawn
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9:04p, 4/26/21
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But you know what?

Thank GOD that there aren't any more tweets that hurt CNN's feelings!
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rocky the dog
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9:04p, 4/26/21
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Elections are when people find out what politicians stand for, and politicians find out what people will fall for.
- Alfred E. Neuman
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9:09p, 4/26/21
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11:40p, 4/26/21
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11:46p, 4/26/21
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Anything involving Veepthroat is going to be a disaster. She's a disingenuous waste of space.
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11:49p, 4/26/21
You'd have a mfer planting trees and another mfer loading a box truck full of trees to go sell somewhere.
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My Name Is Judge
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6:44a, 4/27/21
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In reply to WestTexAg12 • 8:55a, 4/27/21
WestTexAg12 said:
How about anything else besides that. Like:

Kill a cartel member for citizenship plan
Then in a coyote for citizenship plan
Or anything else for to better society for citizenship plan
How about the "go home and be a good citizen there" plan?
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9:14a, 4/27/21
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How about no citizenship and we send all of them back?
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9:56a, 4/27/21
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amazing our communist VP is embracing indentured servitude on one hand, while trying to paint Trump voters as white supremacists and domestic terrorits on the other.
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In reply to rocky the dog • 10:18a, 4/27/21
rocky the dog said:
Post of the month...,,, naw post of the year!

Well done.
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11:40a, 4/27/21
Plant 2 miles of impenetrable huisache along the border, and I'm good with it.
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In reply to richardag • 11:43a, 4/27/21
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richardag said:
This one's going to be hard for BabylonBee to satirize.

Usually the satire that just seems to write itself makes its way to #NotTheBee
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rocky the dog
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In reply to richardag • 12:05p, 4/27/21
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Quote:
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rocky the dog said:
Post of the month...,,, naw post of the year!

Well done.
Elections are when people find out what politicians stand for, and politicians find out what people will fall for.
- Alfred E. Neuman
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12:08p, 4/27/21
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I thought CO2 was a bad thing. Isn't that what those pesky trees need?
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12:16p, 4/27/21
Dumbest thing ever.

PRI Government: hey wealthy land owners take this money and preserve your natural unproductive land.
Rich Land Owners: Sure thing. Free money for expending no capital.
AMLO Government: Hey forget that thing here take this money to plant trees!
Rich Land Owners: Great. Thanks!
*Landowners immediately clear cut protected land to plant revenue producing government sponsored trees.*
AMLO Government: Woah not on that land!
Rich Land Owners: Well we did it, you didnt specify thanks for the money suckers!

Hilarious.
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In reply to Krazykat • 2:57p, 4/27/21
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Wrangler said:
Plant some trees and earn citizenship.

https://www.lawenforcementtoday.com/vp-harris-to-meet-with-mexican-president-to-talk-tree-planting-for-us-citizenship-plan/


So she can meet with the president of Mexico to plant trees but she can't make it down to the border to check on the worst crisis we've ever had done there it was mostly under control under Trump?
Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FJB TRUMP 2024.
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