Hunter Biden has a book coming out in April.

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aggiehawg
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This should be fun.

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Hunter Biden, son of President Joe Biden and an ongoing target for conservatives, has a memoir coming out April 6.

The book is called "Beautiful Things" and will center on the younger Biden's well publicized struggles with substance abuse, according to Gallery Books, an imprint of Simon & Schuster. Acquired in the fall of 2019, "Beautiful Things" was kept under wraps even as Biden's business dealings became a fixation of then-President Donald Trump and others during the election and his finances a matter of investigation by the Justice Department.

"Beautiful Things" was circulated among several authors and includes advance praise from Stephen King, Dave Eggers and Anne Lamott.

"In his harrowing and compulsively readable memoir, Hunter Biden proves again that anybody even the son of a United States President can take a ride on the pink horse down nightmare alley," King writes in his blurb. "Biden remembers it all and tells it all with a bravery that is both heartbreaking and quite gorgeous. He starts with a question: Where's Hunter? The answer is he's in this book, the good, the bad, and the beautiful."

In a snippet released by Gallery, Biden writes in his book, "I come from a family forged by tragedies and bound by a remarkable, unbreakable love."
Just threw up in my mouth. Need some mouthwash.

ABC News

Cassius
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I bet he's been given a $500 million advance on it too, right? Is he publishing via a Chinese publication firm?
cap-n-jack
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This will be fascinating. Can't wait to read the part about the live child with the prostitute and the China deals.
DrEvazanPhD
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Will the movie version of it be rated NC-17?
Line Ate Member
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Money supply must be getting low. Need those "millions of books" to be bought and shipped to some undisclosed warehouse.
AgNav93
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I'm sure he'll cover the Stripper in Arkansas he knocked up and tried to rip off.
Rapier108
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Book deals are nothing but money laundering to politicians and their families.
"If you will not fight for right when you can easily win without blood shed; if you will not fight when your victory is sure and not too costly; you may come to the moment when you will have to fight with all the odds against you and only a precarious chance of survival. There may even be a worse case. You may have to fight when there is no hope of victory, because it is better to perish than to live as slaves." - Sir Winston Churchill
Shooter McGavin
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This will be the biggest propaganda piece possible for the Biden family and will serve to whitewash this sh!+ stain of a human and transform him to hero status among the left.
GAC06
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"In his harrowing and compulsively readable memoir, Hunter Biden proves again that anybody even the son of a United States President can take a ride on the pink horse down nightmare alley,"


Stephen King sounds like he had to be high as **** to write that so I guess I'll take his word for it
CanyonAg77
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n a snippet released by Gallery, Biden writes in his book, "I come from a family forged by tragedies and bound by a remarkable, unbreakable love."
Didn't he "love" both his brother's widow and a stripper?

Didn't his dad "love" Jill while she was still married to someone else?

Did he mention that his dad lied about the tragedy of his mother's death, by smearing the other driver?
annie88
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Laying it on a bit thick.

Are you kidding me?

deddog
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Is the book written in Mandarin?
BQ78
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Beautiful Things, I assume this is a reference to underage girls.
aggiehawg
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I also want to point out that although it was optioned in 2019 before the election, the decision to go forward with publication while Hunter is under federal investigation means he's no longer under federal investigation. The Big Guy has put the kibosh on that already.
TAMU1990
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Will there be pictures?
ABATTBQ87
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Don't forget the thrilling book on Joe Biden coming out this year



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LoudestWHOOP!
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CanyonAg77 said:

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n a snippet released by Gallery, Biden writes in his book, "I come from a family forged by tragedies and bound by a remarkable, unbreakable love."
Didn't he "love" both his brother's widow and a stripper?

Didn't his dad "love" Jill while she was still married to someone else?

Did he mention that his dad lied about the tragedy of his mother's death, by smearing the other driver?
And has photos on a laptop to prove it.
Raiderjay
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Title: Hookers and Blow - Son of "The Big Guy" Joe
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Mayor West
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DrEvazanPhD said:

Will the movie version of it be rated NC-17?

I thought it was already posted on PornHub
Get Off My Lawn
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Yay! More broad-daylight money laundering into the Biden family!

*Reminds me that I need to look into the local library's procurement process to see if my tax dollars are part of it...
Gigem314
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He starts with a question: Where's Hunter? The answer is he's in this book, the good, the bad, and the beautiful.
South Park in real life
jimscott85
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Ghost written by an author, paid for by Daddy to ensure that Hunter's story is painted as one of "woe is me" instead of the spoiled child that he his.
CanyonAg77
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LoudestWHOOP! said:

CanyonAg77 said:

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n a snippet released by Gallery, Biden writes in his book, "I come from a family forged by tragedies and bound by a remarkable, unbreakable love."
Didn't he "love" both his brother's widow and a stripper?

Didn't his dad "love" Jill while she was still married to someone else?

Did he mention that his dad lied about the tragedy of his mother's death, by smearing the other driver?
And has photos on a laptop to prove it.
I forgot about the laptop photos.

Need to add that he "loved" underage Asian girls
96AgGrad
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Hunter at his brother's funeral
aggiehawg
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From tigerdroppings h/t RealDawg. Well done, Dawg!

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Chapters include:

Nieces are Nice
My Brothers' (Wife) Keeper
How to Marry in 10 Days
Daddy's Coattails
How to Crackhead on a Budget
My Three (Baby) Mommas
Leveraging Chinese Capital
justcallmeharry
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BQ78 said:

Beautiful Things, I assume this is a reference to underage girls.
The correct title was already taken...

YouBet
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BQ78 said:

Beautiful Things, I assume this is a reference to underage girls.
He is so far above the law he can just throw it in people's faces.
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Central Committee
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China buys 5 million copies, and Biden associates another 5 million.

Legal political money laundering.

Hunter makes another $15 million, and the big guy gets his cut.
nai06
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Rapier108 said:

Book deals are nothing but money laundering to politicians and their families.


So Ted Cruz and Josh Hawley have been engaged in money laundering?
El Cazador
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Daveintx
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And here I half thought it'd be where's waldo style
aggiehawg
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aggiehawg said:

I also want to point out that although it was optioned in 2019 before the election, the decision to go forward with publication while Hunter is under federal investigation means he's no longer under federal investigation. The Big Guy has put the kibosh on that already.
Also, the Big Guy named Hunter's criminal defense counsel's law partner as head of Crim at DOJ.

The fix is in.
cbr
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i assume it will be a pop up and scratch n sniff edition?

LoudestWHOOP!
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aggiehawg said:

From tigerdroppings h/t RealDawg. Well done, Dawg!

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Chapters include:

Nieces are Nice
My Brothers' (Wife) Keeper
How to Marry in 10 Days
Daddy's Coattails
How to Crackhead on a Budget
My Three (Baby) Mommas
Leveraging Chinese Capital

Young Chinese Assets
Excuse me while I whip this out
Didn't I used to have a MacBook?
Plausible Deniability
Where did I leave that (Patrick) Ho?
Crack in the Tub, crack on the pillow
Who made Michelle angry?
My dad sniffs young girls
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