USA Kid Mullet Championship - Top 10 Finalists

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Houston Lee
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https://mulletchamp.com/kids/kids-mullet-contest-voting/

bmks270
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It's between Ethan and Weston, damn.
scottimus
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no comment...lol
Cromagnum
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Ethan and Noah look the most authentic.
suburban cowboy
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Weston looks like he drinks Busch from the deck of his trailer
Houston Lee
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suburban cowboy said:

Weston looks like he drinks Busch from the deck of his trailer
Sporting the "Wife Beater" at age 7 as well.

Top notch!
Corporal Punishment
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Weston dominates with the wife-beater shirt. Damn that's impressive. Someone get that kid a pack of Camels.
Scriffer
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Weston is a dead ringer for Rocky from Christmas Vacation.

Just hope they got that fungus on his lip figured out.
Spotted Ag
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suburban cowboy said:

Weston looks like he drinks Busch from the deck of his trailer
So, me while I was at A&M?
Covidians, Communists, CNN, FOX, and all other MSM are enemies of the state and should be treated as such.
JB!98
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suburban cowboy said:

Weston looks like he drinks Busch from the deck of his trailer
I don't know why, but the mullet is making a comeback. There are 4 kids on my son's Jr High football team that have a look very similar to Weston. He and I do not know how they stand that mess under their helmets. My son opts for the high fade and wishes his mom would let him get it all taken off during football season.
TexasAggie_02
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ethan looks like Shia Lebouf
MOCO9
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There is hope for the future
leachfan
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all from Oklahoma?
aTm2004
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Weston makes Mike Gundy jealous.
Forum Troll
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Weston is the most authentic. From Texas, wife beater, slightly overweight already at age 7, cheap sunglasses.
TexasAggie_02
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Weston in 20 years:

oneeyedag
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Oklahoma or Louisiana
FIDO*98*
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Weston ftw
JB99
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Covid Campershell FTW
Funky Winkerbean
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Looks like a tiger training starter kit.
BQ78
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Come on man, Jax needs a little love too.

Also, isn't this a little too white privileged in 2020?
AnScAggie
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Joe Dirt is envious of some of these kids.
HtownAg92
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My youngest boy's hair grew into a perfect Kentucky Waterfall before he got his first haircut. It was at peak one Halloween and we dressed him up as "1986" -- acid-washed jeans and jacket (a/k/a Canadian Tuxedo), Corona Beach Club tank underneath, pegged cuffs, white high tops.
YouBet
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Luca's hair actually looks kind of cool to me.

But, that Jax kid. Good lord.
spicyitalian
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I thought I was in General for a minute.
munch96
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Someone needs to bring back "the Boz"

LOYAL AG
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This is the greatest thing I'll see all day on the Internet. God Bless America!

I'm guessing a Biden victory will somehow **** this up, too!
Bunk Moreland
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TexasAggie_02 said:

Weston in 20 years:



RIP. ****in' rona.
jfc77
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Come on, y'all have to give Jax some love too... he's even missing some teeth!
Boo Weekley
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Weston is the best but Ethan is no slouch. These kids are going to be our last hope at fighting off communism.
Boo Weekley
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jfc77 said:

Come on, y'all have to give Jax some love too... he's even missing some teeth!
Yep, his is damn good. Close runner up.
Get Off My Lawn
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I'm pulling for Barret. Jax is also pretty good, though, too.

(A mullet is a non-conformist choice, so I ruled out those who are tying to play into the steriotype or those who look like they're posers.)

Barret's father named him for the .50 and is gave him a dirt bike for his 8th birthday. He knows how to be cool, but is already confident enough that he doesn't care. He's proud of his scars and will some day successfully run his own small business.
torrid
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And we have a winner, Jax, Undoubtedly named after Jax on Sons of Anarchy.

https://www.cnn.com/2020/11/07/us/8-year-old-best-mullet-contest-trnd/index.html



Shakes the Clown
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My vote is for Jax. The missing meth teeth puts him over the top in my book!

9.7/10
TMACsDaMan
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I want to hear from the opposing party! Where's the Rat Tail candidate?!
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