I know everyone thinks you’re an economically illiterate, race baiting buffoon but I do think you’re gonna be GREAT on dancing with star stars when this term ends.
— Jimmy Failla (@jimmyfailla) April 15, 2026
I know everyone thinks you’re an economically illiterate, race baiting buffoon but I do think you’re gonna be GREAT on dancing with star stars when this term ends.
— Jimmy Failla (@jimmyfailla) April 15, 2026
Bro found the hack to unlimited miles on his Tesla. 😂
— Giggling Ganon (@GigglingGanon) April 16, 2026
Good thing he is saving the planet by not driving a gasoline powered vehicle. 🤦 pic.twitter.com/Qck6owrQsj
When the French and British Navies arrive in Iran:
— The Drunk Republican (@DrunkRepub) April 17, 2026
“Sorry folks the Stait is open. Bald Eagle out front shoulda told ya.” pic.twitter.com/oqRYxOe7Ju
The stock market so far in 2026 explained pic.twitter.com/L52cg8MtlB
— WOLF Trading (@WOLF_TradingX) April 17, 2026
My daughter’s lemonade stand was struggling, so we pivoted to AI compute.
— Douglas A. Boneparth (@dougboneparth) April 16, 2026
She’s been acquired by Microsoft for $1.2 billion.
Who did this? pic.twitter.com/pNiHD0XE0e
— Camilla Tominey (@CamillaTominey) April 17, 2026
A pretty amazing response from President Trump to this reporter question:
— Andrew Kolvet (@AndrewKolvet) April 16, 2026
REPORTER: Iran is going to execute four more protesters, including the first woman protester. What do you tell Iran?
TRUMP: Tell that to the Pope. pic.twitter.com/K3jTlaMVX0
This actually happened. The dude's name was Abdullahi Abdisalam Borleh
— SaltyGoat (@SaltyGoat17) April 16, 2026
From?
Wait for it...
Somalia!!
That whole IQ thing isn't a myth after all!!😂 pic.twitter.com/JOZZkZktpD
Are we having fun yet? pic.twitter.com/8JvrMObQ3O
— Planet Of Memes (@PlanetOfMemes) April 17, 2026
Panicans, here’s something to brighten y’alls day a bit… 😉 pic.twitter.com/SlJbl1h0iZ
— Hunter Eagleman™ (@Hunter_Eagleman) April 17, 2026
We now go LIVE to CNN as they suddenly realize President Trump is about to win the war with Iran: pic.twitter.com/9PoPVZzfAc
— NotKennyRogers (@NotKennyRogers) April 17, 2026
Note to current the Pope Leo: The walls around the Vatican were ordered by Pope Leo IV and completed around 852 AD following devastating raids by Muslim Arab Raiders who sacked St. Peters Basilica. So please don’t lecture us on walls, Immigration, war or the virtues of Islam. pic.twitter.com/LQJcFhc4NF
— SOI media 🇬🇧 (@MediaSOI) April 17, 2026


Do you think they know how stupid they look or do staffers have to tell them? https://t.co/S26oupDe77
— Scott Jennings (@ScottJenningsKY) April 17, 2026
This is the kind of recklessly American propaganda that I live for pic.twitter.com/T0tqGwpD7t
— _Trav_A (@Trav_A_22) April 17, 2026
They should change the name to "Strait of Schrödinger". It's both open and closed at the same time.
— Brian Willott Farms (@BrianWillott) April 18, 2026

Great Britain asking Mississippi to borrow $20 https://t.co/lZOkwqDosD pic.twitter.com/i41Ibdpr3h
— The Drunk Republican (@DrunkRepub) April 16, 2026
Americans waking up and getting ready to drag Great Britain all day pic.twitter.com/HqiWBrKHXC
— The Drunk Republican (@DrunkRepub) April 17, 2026
“That’ll be $11.42. Would you like to round up to help Great Britain?” pic.twitter.com/wmOqzlQ9tH
— The Drunk Republican (@DrunkRepub) April 17, 2026