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He's right.

nsfw

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Mike is gonna kick thum ath!
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In reply to annie88 • 11:06a, 8/2/24
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annie88 said:
FFS.

Too bad they can't have guns. Or at least I don't think they can.

Pretty much what we can expect in our country in places where they replace actual police with social workers.
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In reply to Farmer_J • 11:07a, 8/2/24
Oh man, Just when you think The Onion can't get any funnier, they come out with another banger like this.





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Oh man the Onion is killing it!!!!


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Ag83 said:
That probably made me laugh more than it should have.
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Oh man, Just when you think The Onion can't get funny
You would be right
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Oh man, Just when you think The Onion can't get any funnier, they come out with another banger like this.





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Oh man the Onion is killing it!!!!




Today's reminder that the left can't meme. And yesterday's.
A fearful society is a compliant society. That's why Democrats and criminals prefer their victims to be unarmed. Gun Control is not about guns, it's about control.
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This is from the above Onion "joke":

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DURHAM, NCAppearing saddened as they explained it was a congenital defect and there was almost nothing they could do, doctors at Duke University Hospital expressed alarm Monday after early tests suggested that a pregnant woman was Black. "We are so sorry, and we understand this is absolutely not the news you wanted to hear, but our initial prenatal screening indicates that you are an African American woman," said obstetrician Dr. David Pastor, adding that while the results were not necessarily fatal, they did indicate that the chances of the mother surviving both the pregnancy and childbirth were slim to none. "

Libs, this is embarrassingly unfunny.
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I think The Onion used to post somewhat funny satirical news stories in like 2005 or something. I didn't even know they still existed, but apparently they have completely changed their strategy to try to be as unfunny as possible. Is that a new form of satire?
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oh no said:
I think The Onion used to post somewhat funny satirical news stories in like 2005 or something. I didn't even know they still existed, but apparently they have completely changed their strategy to try to be as unfunny as possible. Is that a new form of satire?
Leftist comedy and is dead in all forms for the same reason. They can't meme, joke, satire, or rib because their world view is based on imagined power dynamics rather than on reality. This gives them nothing to push off of and only targets to attack. So they go to push off of … nothing … and predictably fall flat.
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annie88 said:
Even over because I remember computer couplers and dot matrix printers.
older, i can remember typing C:/win to get win95 to load
Windows 3.14 for the win
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Biz Ag said:
annie88 said:
Even over because I remember computer couplers and dot matrix printers.
First PC I ever used looked like this bad boy.

Compaq 286



The keyboard folded out of the unit. Floppy disk to boot it up and a floppy disk for Lotus 1-2-3. Took about thirty seconds to save a small spreadsheet. You trucked it around like a Singer sewing machine (handle on the back of the unit) and it weighed about twenty-five pounds.
I remember when my then department manager brought this bad boy up to the office.
He made sure to show it off to everyone. I'd hate to try to read that display with my eyes these days. The Osborne 1, with dual 5.25" disc drives.

Apple II clone, I believe
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BQ_90 said:
annie88 said:
Even over because I remember computer couplers and dot matrix printers.
older, i can remember typing C:/win to get win95 to load
Not with that forward slash you didn't
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captkirk said:
BQ_90 said:
annie88 said:
Even over because I remember computer couplers and dot matrix printers.
older, i can remember typing C:/win to get win95 to load
Windows 3.14 for the win



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Mike is gonna kick thum ath!
I'd want him her to fight all the XY "women" and forfeit against the actual XX women, this is a great way to discourage this idiocy...
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The 2024 Olympics summed up

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RED AG 98 said:
BQ_90 said:
annie88 said:
Even over because I remember computer couplers and dot matrix printers.
older, i can remember typing C:/win to get win95 to load
Not with that forward slash you didn't
i would just hit format c:\ and it would fix it up
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captkirk said:
BQ_90 said:
annie88 said:
Even over because I remember computer couplers and dot matrix printers.
older, i can remember typing C:/win to get win95 to load
Windows 3.14 for the win


LOL, I learned CP/M
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