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Wow. Maybe everyone should just book when flying on SWA with an "XS" second seat to board early/get two seats.
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In reply to notex • 3:12p, 4/29/24
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notex said:


Wow. Maybe everyone should just book when flying on SWA with an "XS" second seat to board early/get two seats.
What if you are not fat enough to qualify? You have to eat the second ticket?
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notex said:


Wow. Maybe everyone should just book when flying on SWA with an "XS" second seat to board early/get two seats.


Does XS stand for "extra sandwiches" ?
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In reply to Raiderjay • 3:43p, 4/29/24
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Raiderjay said:

Or "so fine?"
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"Translate from section 8 to English"....lmao
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In reply to Cromagnum • 4:35p, 4/29/24
I could not understand it until I read the translation. I think it was spot on.
No, I don't give a damn how much money you make. If your last shirt has pockets, take all you can take. I'm goin' out with nothin' like I came in
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this will certainly help bring the parties together

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In reply to TyHolden • 6:01p, 4/29/24
I would need to do some more research on that one before I determined it was wrong.
No, I don't give a damn how much money you make. If your last shirt has pockets, take all you can take. I'm goin' out with nothin' like I came in
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Scissor me timbers. This the kind of reaching across the isle that works.
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Literally bosom buddies.
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TyHolden said:
this will certainly help bring the parties together



Even AI is smart enough to not show AOC's teeth
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Children. Idiot children.



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annie88 said:
Children. Idiot children.




I still say water cannons are the best way to deal with trash.
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The was cool because my brain decoded it before I understood the pattern

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In reply to notex • 9:11p, 4/29/24
notex said:


Wow. Maybe everyone should just book when flying on SWA with an "XS" second seat to board early/get two seats.


This. I identify as as extra large person.

This will not end well for southwest when half the plane is empty because regular people want the extra room as well.

And they are already in trouble financially.
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notex said:


Wow. Maybe everyone should just book when flying on SWA with an "XS" second seat to board early/get two seats.


This. I identify as as extra large person.

This will not end well for southwest when half the plane is empty because regular people want the extra room as well.

And they are already in trouble financially.

If you identify as an extra large person does that make you transfat?
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In reply to captkirk • 12:07a, 4/30/24
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Carbon-free means China made it so we don't claim the carbon
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