A priest, a rabbi, a minister...

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an iman, and a Buddhist monk all walk into a bar together. The bartender turns to them and said, "What is this, some kind of joke?"

(Ba dump dump)

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1:26a, 9/26/06

Made me laugh!

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10:19a, 9/26/06

Yes!

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5:26p, 9/26/06

This joke made the baby Jeebus cry.

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5:58p, 9/26/06

Remember that joke from the movie Short Circuit? I never understood it until I watched the movie a few years ago (I hadnt seen it since I was around 10-12).

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are sitting in a circle and decide to throw up some money. The priest says whatever falls inside the circle they give to God. The minister says whatever falls outside the circle they give to God. The rabbi says, "Whatever God wants, he keeps."

Because, you know, Jews are stingy and all. Right?