All of these John Crist shorts are great. Self-deprecating and funny. The girl is a great actress.
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That's pretty good. Have seen Crist a couple times live and he's a good time.
Straight into heaven here!
Straight into heaven here!
It wasn't a loving god that took out the people of Sodom and Gomorrah including the young children and also destroyed the city of Babel. And yes, those events DID happen. ISLAM, CHRISTIANITY, JUDAISM, HINDUISM AND BUDDHISM all implemented as control systems over humanity by EXTRATERRESTRIALS. Data via Farsight Institute, Atlanta, GA This ain't rocket science people..this is the most critical issue EVER regarding humanity...Yes, it transcends Trump, Tay Swift and even Musk.....The secrecy and the efforts to maintain the secrecy of the US military's association with manipulative extraterrestrials ARE the greatest threat to the national security. Scratch that....THIS PLANET'S SECURITY. It's time the truth embargo come to an end. Or should the "demonic" lies, deception and murders just continue?
There is only one narrative: The ETs Farsight is in contact with are the good guys. Not so regarding the faction of et OUR military is in bed with.
…. Ok
You just need to open up your tent a little Pablo. Stop being so conservative.
10andBOUNCE said:
That's pretty good. Have seen Crist a couple times live and he's a good time.
Straight into heaven here!
"straight into heaven" is not Scriptural but whatever.
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This went off the rails quickly…
Funny video, though!
Funny video, though!
Howdy, it is me! said:
This went off the rails quickly…
Funny video, though!
Agree. And just doing a little Sola Scriptura. Sorry.
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Finally someone with the clearance to say it out loud, but you're still only looking at the toplayer.
Sodom and Gomorrah wasn't just an ET kinetic strike. Most likely the evidence showed it was a localized server wipe because the inhabitants were reverse-engineering the Babylonian speech-scramble code directly out of the etheric field. Babel wasn't a tower it was an interdimensional broadcast antenna disrupting their low-frequency fear farming grid.
Why do you think modern architecture went to brutalist concrete right after Roswell? Think about it.
And don't even get me started on the Farsight "good guys." You honestly think the 4th-density faction operating out of the Atlanta grid node isn't running counter-intel for the Orion syndicate? Controlled opposition, pure and simple. They throw us a few remote-viewed breadcrumbs while the military-industrial complex trades our collective pineal decalcification secrets for phased-plasma propulsion tech behind the dark side of the Moon.
The "truth embargo" isn't about hiding spaceships from the masses. It's about hiding the fact that human DNA is the actual encrypted firmware key they've been trying to patch since the Bronze Age.
Keep your copper pyramid grounded and watch the skies man. They're already recalibrating the Schumann resonance.
Sodom and Gomorrah wasn't just an ET kinetic strike. Most likely the evidence showed it was a localized server wipe because the inhabitants were reverse-engineering the Babylonian speech-scramble code directly out of the etheric field. Babel wasn't a tower it was an interdimensional broadcast antenna disrupting their low-frequency fear farming grid.
Why do you think modern architecture went to brutalist concrete right after Roswell? Think about it.
And don't even get me started on the Farsight "good guys." You honestly think the 4th-density faction operating out of the Atlanta grid node isn't running counter-intel for the Orion syndicate? Controlled opposition, pure and simple. They throw us a few remote-viewed breadcrumbs while the military-industrial complex trades our collective pineal decalcification secrets for phased-plasma propulsion tech behind the dark side of the Moon.
The "truth embargo" isn't about hiding spaceships from the masses. It's about hiding the fact that human DNA is the actual encrypted firmware key they've been trying to patch since the Bronze Age.
Keep your copper pyramid grounded and watch the skies man. They're already recalibrating the Schumann resonance.
Arachnologistguy said:
It wasn't a loving god that took out the people of Sodom and Gomorrah including the young children and also destroyed the city of Babel. And yes, those events DID happen. ISLAM, CHRISTIANITY, JUDAISM, HINDUISM AND BUDDHISM all implemented as control systems over humanity by EXTRATERRESTRIALS. Data via Farsight Institute, Atlanta, GA This ain't rocket science people..this is the most critical issue EVER regarding humanity...Yes, it transcends Trump, Tay Swift and even Musk.....The secrecy and the efforts to maintain the secrecy of the US military's association with manipulative extraterrestrials ARE the greatest threat to the national security. Scratch that....THIS PLANET'S SECURITY. It's time the truth embargo come to an end. Or should the "demonic" lies, deception and murders just continue?
Arachnologistguy said:
It wasn't a loving god that took out the people of Sodom and Gomorrah including the young children and also destroyed the city of Babel. And yes, those events DID happen. ISLAM, CHRISTIANITY, JUDAISM, HINDUISM AND BUDDHISM all implemented as control systems over humanity by EXTRATERRESTRIALS. Data via Farsight Institute, Atlanta, GA This ain't rocket science people..this is the most critical issue EVER regarding humanity...Yes, it transcends Trump, Tay Swift and even Musk.....The secrecy and the efforts to maintain the secrecy of the US military's association with manipulative extraterrestrials ARE the greatest threat to the national security. Scratch that....THIS PLANET'S SECURITY. It's time the truth embargo come to an end. Or should the "demonic" lies, deception and murders just continue?
Raised Catholic, but now attend a Mega church. That was greatness!
So many good lines but
"We don't do astrology here"
really had me laughing!
"We don't do astrology here"
really had me laughing!
Part 2
10andBOUNCE said:
Part 2
They are making fun of churches like mine. Which is fine, we did baptize over 500 last year. Praise the Lord! Have a wonderful Lord's day!
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Great to hear so many elect are among you!
10andBOUNCE said:
Great to hear so many elect are among you!
I was pre destined not to answer to this post. But I did anyway. Blessings my friend.
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Trust the data or don't believe it. What happened did in fact occur. ET was very much involved.
Arachnologistguy said:
Trust the data or don't believe it. What happened did in fact occur. ET was very much involved.
ET
Steven Spielberg
Its always been the jews
Spider, buddy, friend, pal.
Start your own thread.
Start your own thread.
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