Name the OT miracle that most fascinates you.

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Catag94
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For me:
The sun stopping in the sky for about a full day at Joshua's command (prayer) so the Israelites could defeat their enemies the Amorites. Joshua 10.

amercer
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Turning someone into a pillar of salt is some ****
Aggrad08
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She bear attack is a nice special move for dealing with annoying children
UTExan
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Use of hailstones in a Bronze Age artillery barrage against the Amorites, who were apparently descendants of the giants (hybrid fallen angel/human) as represented by King Og (Deuteronomy 3:11).
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Martin Q. Blank
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Creation in 6 days
Robert L. Peters
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For me it's always been Abraham and the non-sacrifice of his son. That just doesn't seem like something God would do.
Catag94
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This is also done in Joshua 10:11. Pretty amazing and would have been something to see.
Catag94
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knowing all that had to take place for the sun and moon to stop in the sky for roughly a day, then resume again is slightly less amazing when one considers that the same Gos did crest all these things in 6 days I suppose.
Sb1540
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Aggrad08 said:

She bear attack is a nice special move for dealing with annoying children


Educate yo self. It's just amusing that atheists and secular people in general are exactly like Joe Rogan in the she bear clip below. It's almost as if they take all stories from old cultures and immediately assume they have the correct meaning. The level of ignorance is unmatched but that's often the case when you aren't aware of your own worldview.

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Martin Q. Blank said:

Creation in 6 days
Creation in six days from a divine mind outside of creation is wayyyyyy more plausible than all of creation exploding from a tiny dot and humans originating from far away black space goo. Yes atheists actually believe this Marvel level origin story.
Aggrad08
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I don't really know what you found compelling in that. Do you consider the story metaphorical? If so simply say so.

I will say that she bear murder stories that didn't really happen are way less awesome
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Aggrad08 said:

I don't really know what you found compelling in that. Do you consider the story metaphorical? If so simply say so.

I will say that she bear murder stories that didn't really happen are way less awesome
Symbolism in the ancient sense.

https://orthodoxartsjournal.org/the-recovery-of-symbolism/
Aggrad08
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Then you consider the event to have actually happened but also intended to symbolize a greater meaning correct? In such case I don't see how that helps you much.
Rocag
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Catag94 said:

For me:
The sun stopping in the sky for about a full day at Joshua's command (prayer) so the Israelites could defeat their enemies the Amorites. Joshua 10.




I remember constantly hearing the story that somehow NASA had confirmed this when I was growing up in the Baptist church. A claim which doesn't really make any sense if you think about it for just a minute and have any knowledge of science.
KingofHazor
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I heard the same story at multiple venues and had the same reaction, particularly as I got older, learned more science, and went through a skeptical phase.
Charles Hickson Knows
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Catag94 said:

For me:
The sun stopping in the sky for about a full day at Joshua's command (prayer) so the Israelites could defeat their enemies the Amorites. Joshua 10.


Indeed. I've wondered about this one before and how it could be pulled off. And who? Or did it just appear to stop?
codker92
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Catag94 said:

For me:
The sun stopping in the sky for about a full day at Joshua's command (prayer) so the Israelites could defeat their enemies the Amorites. Joshua 10.




The Angel filling the store room with honeycomb.
nortex97
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Orthodox Texan said:

Aggrad08 said:

I don't really know what you found compelling in that. Do you consider the story metaphorical? If so simply say so.

I will say that she bear murder stories that didn't really happen are way less awesome
Symbolism in the ancient sense.

https://orthodoxartsjournal.org/the-recovery-of-symbolism/
Thank you for sharing that.
Sb1540
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Aggrad08 said:

Then you consider the event to have actually happened but also intended to symbolize a greater meaning correct? In such case I don't see how that helps you much.
I would say an event happened but the story contains so much meaning that it has to be condensed to make any sense. It gets harder when we move toward the New Testament because the meaning is even further condensed into the person of Christ. That's when people just opt out completely. How could a Person contain all of reality? It sounds crazy but I get it.
Zobel
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I think you're missing a lot of context in the original story. The KJV translation is particularly bad.
Aggrad08
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Simply state what you consider the real story to be. And whatever particular context makes sense of it to your eyes. Something tells me you can muster something that can make a certain point as a metaphor that's going to be a real stretch as a reason to murder real people with real bears. That video for example falls into that category.
Zobel
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I am here summarizing / plagiarizing from Fr Stephen De Young's God is a Man of War.

The first problem is characterizing the antagonists as children. The word na'ar or na'arim (plural) doesnt have a strict tie to "children." In the Greek OT its translated as sixteen different Greek words all more or less corresponding to English "young men" with all of the range of meaning that involves (everything from a boy to a young adult male, or a pejorative use etc).

A common use of na'ar is a royal court official. Consider 2 Sam 16:2, 9:10 where a na'ar had fifteen sons. Another na'ar fights and kills twenty enemies in combat in 1 Sam 14:1-14. In 2 Sam 2:12-16 a battle starts with a skirmish between two groups of 12 na'arim. Ahab is told by the prophet of Yahweh to send an army of 232 na'arim to face the king of Syria in 1 Kings 20:13-21. Abraham's 318 fighting men are called na'arim in Genesis 14:24. There are dozens of examples.

If we look at the Elisha stories in particular before and after this story we see the chief handmaiden of Naaman's wife as being a na'arah (feminine), and Elisha's chief servant Gehazi and two other disciples are na'arim, along with the person he sends to anoint Jehu as a king in 2 Kings 9. None of these are children.

The "little" adjective in front of it is qatan, but this word doesn't mean small size but either youth or insignificance. So these are either young na'arim or low ranking na'arim. With all the evidence the way to characterize this encounter is that Elisha is confronted by a large group of young Israelite court officials or low-ranking military officers.

He meets this gaggle of utes at a high place of worship established by Jeroboam, for worshiping the golden calf. Elija, Elisha's mentor, spent his entire life in direct conflict with this state religion which was a combination of Ba'al worship and Yahweh calf worship. This is the context in which the group is taunting him. "Go on up" is not only to go to the city, but to the high place to make a sacrifice. Not doing this would lead directly to death, just as not participating in the state religion would in many ancient cultures - with history under Ahab (1 Kings 18:4 for the deaths of hundreds). Not complying with this group or mob's demands would have resulted in Elisha's death.

The "baldhead" insult is qarat. Baldness terms aren't super common, but this one seems to not refer to male-pattern baldness but baldness on the back of the head. In Lev 13:40, it is used to describe skin disease. So this is an accusation of uncleanness and a person who should be expelled from society.

The bears aren't there to slaughter children for being annoying or to protect Elisha because he got his feelings hurt. They're there to protect the prophet of God from what amounts to a street gang of over 42 young men who would likely have used Elisha's refusal to offer sacrifice as a pretense to kill him.

Contextually in the story it is used to show that the same protection Elijah received from God now was on Elisha, even against the state and military. It is noteworthy that after this rescue Elisha passes by Carmel where Elijah had the victory against the prophets of Ba'al, and then continues into Samaria to confront the apostate Northern Kingdom.
nortex97
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It would have to be the sudden destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah. Abraham negotiating with God (talk about a tough deal), Lot offering up his 'virgin' daughters to the mob, angels, his wife turned into a pillar of salt. It's got it all. Really, the whole sequence should be turned into some sort of super James Cameron-like movie, imho. Much more material than Titanic etc.

Isaiah 53 is another one that contains so much interesting language/controversial history it is the miracle/prophesy that is most interesting though.
Aggrad08
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This reads a lot like a convoluted apology that isn't self critical rather than a reasonable translation and approximation of what is written.

This is actually a very short passage:

From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some boys came out of the town and jeered at him. "Get out of here, baldy!" they said. "Get out of here, baldy!" 24 He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the Lord. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the boys. 25 And he went on to Mount Carmel and from there returned to Samaria.

That's NIV.

Between various translations you have word usage from child,, to boy, to young men.


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The first problem is characterizing the antagonists as children. The word na'ar or na'arim (plural) doesnt have a strict tie to "children." In the Greek OT its translated as sixteen different Greek words all more or less corresponding to English "young men" with all of the range of meaning that involves (everything from a boy to a young adult male, or a pejorative use etc).
That seems true from strong we get:

a boy, lad, youth, retainer
NASB Translation
attendants (1), boy (19), boy's (1), boys (1), child (12), children (4), lad (36), lad's (2), lads (3), servant (34), servant's (1), servants (23), young (12), young man (33), young men (38), young people (1), youth (14), youths (2).

It seems here this would often translate to modern parlance as teenager or adolescent but as all translations go not perfectly.



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A common use of na'ar is a royal court official. Consider 2 Sam 16:2, 9:10 where a na'ar had fifteen sons. Another na'ar fights and kills twenty enemies in combat in 1 Sam 14:1-14. In 2 Sam 2:12-16 a battle starts with a skirmish between two groups of 12 na'arim. Ahab is told by the prophet of Yahweh to send an army of 232 na'arim to face the king of Syria in 1 Kings 20:13-21. Abraham's 318 fighting men are called na'arim in Genesis 14:24. There are dozens of examples.

This is a stretch on two points. It's not used with the previous diminutive qatan, and if we were to entertain this translation the story makes no sense.

2 Kings 2 Interlinear Bible (biblehub.com)


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If we look at the Elisha stories in particular before and after this story we see the chief handmaiden of Naaman's wife as being a na'arah (feminine), and Elisha's chief servant Gehazi and two other disciples are na'arim, along with the person he sends to anoint Jehu as a king in 2 Kings 9. None of these are children.

I'm not saying na'ar has to mean children, hell I could concede some sort of young teenager with the adjective qatan used. To stretch this to a military official of low rank unstated does not appear justified in ANY translations I can find, nor definitions, also it's silly.

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The "little" adjective in front of it is qatan, but this word doesn't mean small size but either youth or insignificance. So these are either young na'arim or low ranking na'arim. With all the evidence the way to characterize this encounter is that Elisha is confronted by a large group of young Israelite court officials or low-ranking military officers.
Here you seem to by trying way too hard. I don't see any evidence of these two words being used in conjunction to mean "low ranked military officers. Can you show me anywhere else where qatan and na'ar are used directly together to mean such a thing? It wasn't the case in any of your examples. You are more or less arguing that most translations are in varying degrees from horribly bad, to merely bad.


qatan: least
Original Word:
Part of Speech: Adjective
Transliteration: qatan
Phonetic Spelling: (kaw-tawn')
Definition: small, young, unimportant
Brown-Driver-Briggs
I. adjective small, young, unimportant; absolute Genesis 9:24 +; suffix (Köii.l,74) Jeremiah 6:13 +; feminine singular Genesis 29:16 +; masculine plural 2 Kings 18:24 +; construct 1 Samuel 9:21 (see Dr; We conjectures -, old construct, cf, HPS), Proverbs 30:24; feminine plural Ezekiel 16:61 +;
1 small; especially
a. of children, youth = young, Genesis 44:20 (J) 2 Samuel 9:12; 1 Kings 11:17; 2 Kings 2:23; 2 Kings 5:2, of sister Songs 8:8; = younger, of two children (often opposed to ), Genesis 9:24; Genesis 27:15,42 (all J), Genesis 29:16,18 (E), 1 Samuel 14:49 (feminine; opposed to ); of younger sister Judges 15:2, so (figurative) Ezekiel 16:46 and (+ compare) Ezekiel 16:61; brother 1 Chronicles 24:31; youngest son (of several) 1 Samuel 16:11; 1 Samuel 17:14; = young and old (see 1) Jeremiah 16:6 compare 2 Chronicles 31:15; 34:30.

This usage for children as you can see is very common and there is nothing in context leading one to believe it's low ranked military personnel.
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He meets this gaggle of utes at a high place of worship established by Jeroboam, for worshiping the golden calf. Elija, Elisha's mentor, spent his entire life in direct conflict with this state religion which was a combination of Ba'al worship and Yahweh calf worship. This is the context in which the group is taunting him. "Go on up" is not only to go to the city, but to the high place to make a sacrifice. Not doing this would lead directly to death, just as not participating in the state religion would in many ancient cultures - with history under Ahab (1 Kings 18:4 for the deaths of hundreds). Not complying with this group or mob's demands would have resulted in Elisha's death.
Where does it say that? He meets the youths on the road from Jericho to bethel. And again this is trying to imply a very great deal that doesn't appear implied in the text and certainly isn't stated.


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The "baldhead" insult is qarat. Baldness terms aren't super common, but this one seems to not refer to male-pattern baldness but baldness on the back of the head. In Lev 13:40, it is used to describe skin disease. So this is an accusation of uncleanness and a person who should be expelled from society.
I can't really find much supporting this as it doesn't appear much. As for Lev. This is not what I'm seeing at all, in fact quite the opposite. It's an instruction as to identifying skin disease with the particular purpose of noting that ordinary baldness is NOT a sign of the disease:

Hebrew Concordance: qra -- 3 Occurrences (biblehub.com)

40 "A man who has lost his hair and is bald is clean. 41 If he has lost his hair from the front of his scalp and has a bald forehead, he is clean. 42 But if he has a reddish-white sore on his bald head or forehead, it is a defiling disease breaking out on his head or forehead. 43 The priest is to examine him, and if the swollen sore on his head or forehead is reddish-white like a defiling skin disease, 44 the man is diseased and is unclean. The priest shall pronounce him unclean because of the sore on his head.

Basically it's noting if you are bald that's fine but if you are bald and red or swollen it's bad, pretty straightforward stuff.


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The bears aren't there to slaughter children for being annoying or to protect Elisha because he got his feelings hurt. They're there to protect the prophet of God from what amounts to a street gang of over 42 young men who would likely have used Elisha's refusal to offer sacrifice as a pretense to kill him.
This really isn't well supported in the text in the least. In fact all you have done by making me look further into this is establish that the current translations of this text appear largely sensible and correct and this really appears as a convoluted excuse that doesn't hold up to scrutiny.

One of the big problems I have with this sort of apologetic is how lacking in self criticality it often is. It takes assumption after assumption with perhaps the first few having some reasonable probability of being correct and stacks them leading to a wholly implausible and nonsensical final solution.

Think about the basic claim here. Two female bears killed a "street gang" of 42 "low rank military officers". Or whatever version of young fighting age men you want. That's simply not enough for the job. Even if god magicked two male polar bears it's simply not a match for 42 men with even sparse or modest armament of blunt objects or spears between them. Bears are absurdly powerful and most every story of individual or groups of two lead to death or grievous damage and I'm willing to give bonus points for god making the bears really pissed off, but even the strongest bears on the planet don't rip through 42 men with no survivors.

What we are talking about here when we hear "bear" in the bible is the syrian brown bear. A smaller subspecies of bear about 550lbs and probably less for females which is common for bears but I didn't look it up since it doesn't matter. More than fierce enough to rip apart 42 children before they could flee but simply not a creature you would send at 42 men to wipe them out.

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i gave you multiple places where the word describes adult of fighting age AND where it is used to describe court officials - NASB "retainer" - and you call it a stretch? if you lump the NASB usage to groups - children, servant or retainer, and young men - you end up with 106 uses for children (including "lad" and "youth" to be generous), 72 uses for young men, and 59 for servant or attendant. In other words it is more frequently used of young men or servant than of children.

why did you cherry pick the definition of qatan? why didn't you include the rest of the definitions in strong's?

small, young, unimportant

1. small; especially
a. of children, youth - young, younger of two, the youngest son
b. of things : utterance, weight, vessels, animals

2. small;
a. with added idea of weakness, person, city
b. insignificant
(1) tribe
(2) person
(3) in general, small things.

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It wasn't the case in any of your examples. You are more or less arguing that most translations are in varying degrees from horribly bad, to merely bad.
yeah. the KJV is often bad, and committees end up hidebound by previous bad translations.
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Can you show me anywhere else where qatan and na'ar are used directly together to mean such a thing?
no, and that's kind of a dumb test. it is used to describe military officers in 2 Kings 18:24, just a few passages earlier - "How can you repel a single officer among the least of my master's servants, when you depend on Egypt for chariots and horsemen?"

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This usage for children as you can see is very common and there is nothing in context leading one to believe it's low ranked military personnel.
ok, and the usage for officials and young men of fighting age is even more common, the plausible explanation is that these were unimportant / insignificant / least / low ranking officials or attendants.

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Where does it say that? He meets the youths on the road from Jericho to bethel. And again this is trying to imply a very great deal that doesn't appear implied in the text and certainly isn't stated.
Yes.. Bethel is where Jeroboam set up an altar to worship the golden Calf. 1 Kings 12:25-33. The prophets were slaughtered by Jezebel, the wife of Ahab for refusing to worship Ba'al. You don't seem very familiar with the story as this is a pretty major point that is emphasized over several chapters. Maybe that's why you don't see the context?

Maybe you should read the whole thing?

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Basically it's noting if you are bald that's fine but if you are bald and red or swollen it's bad, pretty straightforward stuff.
what i wrote wasn't clear. in Lev 13:40 qarat is used in contrast to male pattern baldness in 13:41. so this is not male pattern baldness but baldness in the back of the head. the implication is beyond "baldy".

your lack of familiarity with the text is probably why you skipped the implication of "go on up" to Bethel and how he did not, in fact, go on up.

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One of the big problems I have with this sort of apologetic is how lacking in self criticality it often is. It takes assumption after assumption with perhaps the first few having some reasonable probability of being correct and stacks them leading to a wholly implausible and nonsensical final solution.
one of the big problems i have with your approach is that you lack even a casual familiarity with the text or the story or the context and then want to spend thirty seconds looking up words and pronouncing a judgment as if you have the capability to do so.


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Think about the basic claim here.
"hey guys this miracle totally doesn't hold up to logic"

what do you make of Samson killing a thousand men with a donkey's jawbone?
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