And maybe he supports our local sports team this year!

The priests at St. Mary's blessed the field this week.

Thanks be to God, for his is the glory.

THERE
IS
A
GOD

The hand of God came down and put that field goal in. Defied the ****ing laws of physics.I've been wrong about everything, I defer to zobel.

If this doesn't convince you then I'm not sure what will

Either that or the thousands of people who ordered a calzone for good luck at halftime caused the ball to move.

Either way physics broke materialism is false.

dargscisyhp said:

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And maybe he supports our local sports team this year!

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Turns out God only pays attention to college football and Premier League. We're on our own for everything else.

That field goal felt like it took a sharp last second turn for the better. I absolutely died and lived in reverse in that moment.

https://streamable.com/nt490p

Seriously, though, what the **** even is this. This is some blackmagic****ery *****

The discussion needed to be settled I guess.

All this proves is that the football gods are not as vindictive as the baseball gods. The baseball gods would have would have punished us all for the OP. As it was they just teased us a little especially with the winning FG.

dargscisyhp said:

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The hand of God came down and put that field goal in. Defied the ****ing laws of physics.I've been wrong about everything, I defer to zobel.

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Ha! This post is amazing. Welcome to Team God, Darg. But I totally agree. That knuckleball only went true due to devine intervention...

In his postgame interview, Small said he was reciting Psalm 23, verse 1 before he went out to kick it.

The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want.

I thought it was another verse.
"Kicketh the skin of the ox forthright and maketh it's path be straight."

I saw this posted after the game and I think it pretty accurately reflects how I feel at this point:


This God of football is fickle. We lose to Arkansas and Miss St. and then beat Bama? We've had top level talent, coaches, money, and facilities for decades and yet we are doomed to 8-5 / 9-4 mediocrity. I love that we beat Bama, but lets talk in a few months when we are 8-4 and headed into the "WhoGivesA***** .com Bowl".

Dude we took down Voldemort, who gives a damn about what happens next, grab your aggie garb and take to the streets to celebrate, **** what the muggles think.

dargscisyhp said:

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Dude we took down Voldemort, who gives a damn about what happens next, grab your aggie garb and take to the streets to celebrate, **** what the muggles think.

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Oh, for sure. I was all aggie'ed out on the Monday morning production zoom call and had the scoreboard as the virtual background. I'm going to enjoy the win. . . . but I'm not getting my hopes up.

But how many horcruxes does Saban have left?

I like to think that each former assistant is a horcrux, and that when Jimbo beat him he destroyed the first.

This has the benefit that next time an assistant beats Saban, Jimbo gets to say he loosened it.

Bwahahahaha

swimmerbabe11 said:

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That field goal felt like it took a sharp last second turn for the better. I absolutely died and lived in reverse in that moment.

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Inverted??

I have had the privilege of meeting Seth and the entire Small family. Great folks. And Seth is definitely not afraid to share his faith.

Dilettante said:

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I like to think that each former assistant is a horcrux, and that when Jimbo beat him he destroyed the first.

This has the benefit that next time an assistant beats Saban, Jimbo gets to say he loosened it.

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So we're hanging ultimate victory on Will Muschamp and Derek Dooley?

Where is your God now?

Seems my 8-4 and whogivesa*****com bowl prediction cynicism has some justification.

The Lord giveth, and the Lord taketh away.

kurt vonnegut said:

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Where is your God now?

Seems my 8-4 and whogivesa*****com bowl prediction cynicism has some justification.

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The punt-return-forward-progress-not-a-fumble though... DEMONS

Do Nephilim play for LSU?