Wow. They do look like brothers.

Hey look, another white jesus.

Jesus wasn't white?

Everyone knows Satan doesn't look ugly... He looks like Good Guy Satan...





[This message has been edited by Notafraid (edited 5/30/2012 10:54a).]

so they went to niagara falls to arm wrestle?

That's not Jesus. That's the Mac guy.

Exactly like I had imagined it.

This is just so proposterous that I almost didn't justify it with a response. First of all, Lucifer was an archangel. In fact, he is one of only 3 archangels mentioned in the Bible. We learned in Hebrews 1:14 that angels are spirits and don't have earthly bodies. Therefore, how could he arm wrestle - he has no arms! Now, we do know that they can appear to humans and when they do, they take on a male appearance. That thing does not look like a man, but rather, a very threatening creature. Ergo, he has not taken on human form to have those arms. Second of all, when the other two archangels were described (Michael and Gabriel), they were described as very handsome. I don't know a woman one who would honestly call that thing attractive. This is just ridiculous.

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so they went to niagara falls to arm wrestle?

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The devil lives in Canada.

I think the devil would beat jesus in an arm wrestling match.

Negative. Jesus would just turn his trucker's hat around backwards. It's like a switch.

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The devil lives in Canada.

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I thought he lived in the White House. When did he move?

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The devil lives in Canada.

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BS, there are a bunch of them, they live in New Jersey, and they’re goin’ down in 6 games!

Where's the reverence?
This kind of thread hurts me.
I know. Who cares?

Jesus needs to roll up his sleeve, so I can see his bicep before I bet my soul on the winner.



[This message has been edited by slschultz02 (edited 5/31/2012 12:21a).]

prim,

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Where's the reverence?
This kind of thread hurts me.
I know. Who cares?

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The OP is absurd. Neither Jesus or Satan are anything like that. It’s all a fantasy of what someone thinks, and they are way off, and so are all the depictions on this thread, so it doesn’t seem like a lack of reverence for a corrupt idea in the first place is that big a deal to me.

Other than that, shallow irreverent people have to have something to do with their shallow thoughts. This is right in some peoples wheelhouse. At least they are participating on R&P.

Yes, if you aren't in lock step with NA you are shallow

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Negative. Jesus would just turn his trucker's hat around backwards. It's like a switch.

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Nixter FTW.