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No need to worry about timeliness; the Student Bonfire organizers have probably been in hibernation since the game against UT. Weeks of sleep deprivation will do that to you; just ask an engineer...

...Nevertheless, here's to you Aggie bonfire-builders, especially those who bit the bullet and received burn-ban citations. An official unofficial thanks from an unofficial satire columnist, without all the bells and whistles of political agenda.

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Apparently our student government can't even make a phone call without three weeks of deliberation. Other legislation on the table includes a proposal for ordering pizza for last week's meeting. Apparently that legislation was caught up in the "Pepperoni or Cheese" Committee and was threatened with a veto by the student body president if the order didn't include a side of breadsticks and marinara sauce.

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here's to you Aggie bonfire-builders...

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