Flav is responsible for more homeless black children than Katrina.
I didn't watch Flavor of Love. If I wanted to see a midget bang a bunch of hookers, I would have gone to a party at Jeremy Piven's house.
How did Carrot Top find a plastic surgeon that could add a chromosome.
Carrot Top is the result of Ronald McDonald knocking up Wendy's.
Flav isn't just dark, he's skinny. He looks like Magic Johnson should look.