Jim Gaffigan | TexAgs

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1:51p, 7/11/05

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Hey, whats wrong with Olive Garden? I like Olive Garden.

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1:57p, 7/11/05

Hey! I just saw Heat!

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2:27p, 7/11/05

Heat? I saw that 6 years ago!

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3:17p, 7/11/05

But i want to talk about it now.

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3:46p, 7/11/05

No, loser.

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4:06p, 7/11/05

Our waiter is fat as $#@*, I'm definitely getting an appetizer.

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4:16p, 7/11/05

I'm a man-a-tee! [/Manatee]

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5:18p, 7/11/05

Why dont ya just say a Spanish word and I'll bring ya somethin'!

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7:21p, 7/11/05

Hot Pockets should just have a warning right there on the box: Warning! You just bought Hot Pockets. Hope you're drunk, or heading home to a trailer. Enjoy the next NASCAR event, you hillbilly!

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10:44p, 7/11/05

Are you saying "Meow?"

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12:26p, 7/12/05

My wife recently had a baby for this next joke...

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12:50p, 7/12/05

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I'm a man-a-tee! [/Manatee]

Whatever sea-pig?

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1:08p, 7/12/05

My dad was swedish my mom was Elton John.

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3:37p, 7/12/05

I was running late for work. I was like 8 hours late, and my boss said, "Can I talk to you?" Well, I jokingly said, "Why don't you suck my d***?" Well, she took offense and started cussing at me. I said, "Hello, I don't use that kind of language."

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4:50p, 7/12/05

I gotta go to the post office today...but I'd probably have to put on pants...they're only open until 5...eh, I'm gonna have to do that next week, when I have a little more free time.

http://www.freeiPods.com/?r=19686966

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4:55p, 7/12/05

My wife said, "Let's go blueberry picking." I thought, "No way, no *@&#ing way." But not 30 seconds latter, there I was picking blueberries.

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6:37p, 7/12/05

Let's just tell them the water is from France.

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8:35p, 7/12/05

He's performing in Houston this weekend. I can't go

Brian Regan is also in Houston this weekend. Good weekend for comedy in Houston.

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10:55p, 7/12/05

Take . . . luck! [/Brian Regan]

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7:16p, 7/13/05

You dont eat mayonnaise?....why?....are you addicted to mayonnaise?....is it alright if i eat mayonnaise?
definitely my favorite comedian who doesnt get enough love

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3:48p, 7/15/05

Great show last night!

http://www.freeiPods.com/?r=19686966

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5:07p, 7/15/05

Does he have some good new material--as much as the manatee and mexican food sketches crack me up--I'd kinda like to see something new.

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1:05p, 7/16/05

BigN-
Get to the show tonight! It was an 1:15 minutes long and it was entirely new (to me at least) save for maybe 5 minutes worth of jokes from his Comedy Central show (which is the only Gaffigan I know).