Well then go ahead and start digging your grave.

Alan!

lol…yeah that's an odd hill to die on but won't change the fact that this movie sucked dino balls

Is that the one that Ellie somehow gets the army to show up to the island based off a dropped cell phone call in like an hour.

Underrated? ok.
Best of the franchise? Obvious troll is now obvious.

If you know me, you know why I'm on this thread.

Jurassic Park III has one job. To kill Tea Leoni's terrible character - a terrible mother, a terrible ex-wife to easy going William H. Macy, a terrible listener to the guy who is the DINOSAUR EXPERT, and utterer of the worst final line in movie history, "

Grant could have saved the movie by shoving her out of the helicopter and letting the Pterodactyls eat her at the end.

Erik : Where do you think they're going?
Dr. Grant : I don't know. Maybe just looking for new nesting grounds. It's a whole new world for them.
Amanda : I dare 'em to nest in Enid, Oklahoma.

There are at least 6 chances for dinosaurs to kill her during the movie without a second thought. The Spinosaurus, the Velociraptor in the lab, the Velociraptor pack that sets the trap in the forest, two more times with the Spinosaurus, and then the raptors at the end.




She's right in the front, toothy, finish her!



40 foot tall dinosaur outrun by 5-foot whatever white woman.



And this.

That one was easily the weakest of the original set of movies, but it still had some good moments. I loved the Spinosaurus. I had that same legit adrenaline rush from when the T-Rex showed up in JP when Alan and the boy were on the other side of the electrified fence from the rest of their crew, and they looked back and there was that Spinosaurus standing at the edge of the jungle considering how tasty they would be, then the run to the shack to keep from becoming dinner.

I also remembered that ring tone from the one dude who got chomped, which seemed to announce the arrival of the Spinosaurus. It actually caused me to look around the office one day when I heard that same freaking ring tone.

Plus I enjoyed that they brought in the one last big set piece from Crichton's original novel with the aviary and the Pterodactyls.

Decent movie but not in the same stratosphere as the others.

It was dumb but entertaining. Better than Lost World.

Really all of them aren't great other than JP and JW (which I really liked).

Those raptors are so smart

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Wife is an animal trainer and couldn't get over all of the things wrong in JW.

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Andrew Dufresne said:

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It's a fun watch. Always has been.

Personally? I think it's the best of the franchise. I'll die on this hill.

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The best movie in the Jurassic Park franchise was the first one and everyone knows it.

Ummm simply the WORST in the trilogy. My favorite part of the movie is when the stumble into the old ingen labs, I'd love to seen more of what Site B looked like.

Finding the Nokia in Spinosaurus crap is the peak of the 21th century cinematic experience. Yes, we exceeded the limits of cinema just 7 months into the century.