Will be glad when this frumpy hag stops finding excuses to whip her wrinkled tatties out.

What

I support her whipping the girls out. I support all women flopping em out (except my mom). I have seen Handlers and I will continue to look. If you haven't learned to look at boobs and tune out female voices by now, not sure I can help you.

No lie, she got some nice tits.

What's the Ron White line? "Once you've seen one pair of titties, you pretty much want to see all the rest of them."

92Ag95 said:

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Will be glad when this frumpy hag stops finding excuses to whip her wrinkled tatties out.

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you probably couldn't handler glorious titties anyway.

In attempt to try and save this deranged thread, I'll quote myself from another Chelsea Handler discussion a few years ago...

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When she was on E!, her studio was right next to my gym, and I found myself either next to her or relatively close to her on a treadmill countless times over the course of three years or so. She briefly dated 50 Cent, and a couple months after they broke up, 50 randomly showed up at our gym, with a whole entourage in tow. I happened to be on the treadmill next to Handler, and over the course of my workout, most of the other treadmill runners cleared out (at the end of the morning rush), and it was just me and Handler working out next to each other, in this one area of the gym.

And that's when 50 showed up.

His whole entourage stayed in the lobby area, but he got on an elliptical that was perpendicular to us, maybe 30 feet away. And he kept looking back at Chelsea, and she straight up ignored him. But he kept eying me too, and I'm SURE he thought we were together, since we were working out right next to each other, with no one else around. He was so blatantly there to basically stalk her, and I was legit scared that he or his entourage were going to confront me if I left, so I just stayed on the treadmill, making sure to outlast them both. I ended up running/walking like 8 miles, which was double what I usually did. All because of 50 Cent and his obsession with Chelsea Handler.

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Did he charge you for the training session?

I'd like to join the OP in his anger/disgust but it cant find the link he posted

It was fifty cents

I also once sat next to Jimmy Butler at a nice restaurant, while he was on a date. I texted a big NBA fan friend of mine, and he immediately asked, "Are two other black guys around his age sitting at a table next to him?" I looked over and sure enough, to guys fitting that description where sitting a separate table, just behind him. My friend then informed me that they're part of Butler's entourage, and they go EVERYWHERE with him. Even on dates, it seems. Entourages are a very real, very weird thing, that I will never begin to understand.

Duncan Idaho said:

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I'd like to join the OP in his anger/disgust but it cant find the link he posted

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Better entourage TV show:

A) entourage with turtle and Drama?
Or
B)30 Rock with Grizz and Dotcom?

I used to think she was pretty attractive back when she was doing Chelsea Lately, but she's aged about 25 years in the 10.

Too easy.

Female comics with the whole I drink too much and I am a easy have a short shelf life. It is funny for a little bit but gets old real fast.

Nikki Glazer is following the same path.

Thread started about tits and then devolved into politics, a gym encounter with 50 cent, and date night with Jimmy Butler and his enoturage.

Homos.

RealTalk said:

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Thread started about tits and then devolved into politics, a gym encounter with 50 cent, and date night with Jimmy Butler and his enoturage.

Homos.

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An important detail you left out.

The thread started by COMPLAINING about tits.

Handler has always been trash.

MaroonStain said:

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Handler has always been trash.

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…and not funny