If you could put together a compilation of your favorite SNL skits, what would you have to include?

for me:
-Chevy Chase interviewing Richard Pryor for a job. Really pushed the edge with racist language and was one of the funniest skits ever.
-"Jimmy Tango's Fat Busters" - Jim Carrey as a crystal-meth addicted infomercial pitchman....hilarious.
-"Jeopardy" with Farrell as Trabek and Hammond as Sean Connery. There were many of these so it's hard to pick my favorite.
-Eddie Murphy in "Mr. Robinson's Neighborhood."
-Blue Oyster Cult: Behind the Music. I love Christopher Walken saying "it's good....but I need more cow bell!"
-Any one of Walken in "The Continental."
-"Gatorade Cookie Dough" commercial. "Do the Dough!"

Bill Murray and Garrett Morris doing a fictional news story on Chico Escuela.

John Belushi and his training diet of little chocolate doughnuts.

Eddie Murphy's "Kill the Landlord" and "I Hate Whites."

Maybe you need to be a Trek fan to appreciate this '86 show that had Shatner as a guest. It's been a long time, but I remember both skits being quite funny.

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222. William Shatner/Lone Justice & Buster Poindexter
gs: Kevin Meaney (Himself) William Shatner (Himself) Lone Justice (Themselves) David Johansen (Himself) Griffin Dunne (Himself)

Sketches include "Star Trek Seafood," "Star Trek Convention," "Sweeney Sisters Christmas," "It's A Wonderful Life: Lost Scenes" and "TJ Hooker."


b: 20-Dec-1986 d: Paul Miller

NOTE: A sketch set on board the Starship Enterprise, now converted into a seafood restaurant in space, has Willima Shatner in an original Star Trek uniform for the first time since 1969. In this episode, Shatner utters the line most despised by Trekkies: "Get a Life!", which also became the title of a book by Shatner.
This is Kevin Meaney's only episode as a featured player. He appears in two sketches.

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Any number of sketches from when William Shatner hosted. Including:

- Shatner at the Star Trek convention when he tells all the Trekkies to get a life
- Another Star Trek sketch where the Enterprise is turned into a revolving restaurant, and Kahn is a food inspector trying to take it down
- The singing sisters (Nora Dunn & Jan Hooks), the Christmas one.

Also, would have to include either an "episode" of "As World Turn" featuring Tarzan, Tonto & Frankenstein, or just when the 3 of them sung "Little Drummer Boy", and Frankenstein broke his drum.

[edit] somewhat errie that AggieSpirt posted that at the same time

Also have to include the "Joe Pesci Show" w/ Jim Carrey as Jimmy Stuart, and that other guy as Jim Carrey.

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Matt Foley Motivational Speaker - Christina Appelgate.

Paul Schwetty - Schwetty Balls - Alec Baldwin

Goat Boy with Jim Bruer and Chevy Chase

Bassomatic with Dan Akroyd

Mr. Peepers with The Rock.

Chris Farley as Matt Foley w/ Christina Applegate.
Tracy Morgan ripping on Chris Gaines to Garth Brooks.
Dan Akroyds Bag O' Glass sketch.

All of the Neil Diamond skits...Neil Diamond Story Tellers, Neil Diamond and Bigfoot, etc.

The Robert Goulet sings rap songs skit.

Chip N Dales dancers.

Jingleheimer Junction.

Anything with Christopher Watkins...the skit where he thinks they are pranking "Stiffly Stifferkins" or something and he beats some guy with a bat is pretty funny.

Brian Fellows with the Rock.

any of the Harey Carey skits.

I remember the skit where Jane Curtin goes out on a blind date.

But she discovers they've met before, sort of, because he's her gynecologist, played by Kris Kristofferson.



Or John Belushi mirroring Joe Cocker, both are performing "With A Little Help From My Friends."



Or Dan Ackroyd vividly demonstrating the "Bass-O-Matic."



Or Eddie Murphy selling "Buckwheat's Greatest Hits," including "Wookin' Pa Nub."




Gig 'em, FAST FRED '65.

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Russell & Tate - Attorneys at Law - Tim Meadows & Tracy Morgan "I wasn't editor of the Havard Law review for two years and an expert witness in Microsoft anti-trust case so I can sit up on my ass and let some ***** steal your knot." "We gonna get your money"

Just about anything Will Ferrell was a part of.
-Bush
-When he wore an american flag thong to a board meeting on casual Friday

Emilio Estevez & Company - "How much ya Bench?"

Almost forgot......Chris Rock hosted a show in the mid '90's, and there were several classic skits from that show.

Colonel Angus skit

And the NPR radio show with the two chicks with Alec Baldwin as the guest with is "Shweaty Weiners" and "Shweaty Balls"

Jingleheimer Junction
Bill Brasky skit
Any of the Jeopardy skits
News with Garret Morris doing his "interpretation for the hard of hearing"
Any of the land shark skits
Tom Green doing "Dog Show"

FRED- That Buckwheat bit was great! I used to have an old Best of Eddie Murphy video (not the one out now) with that on there. Some other songs included:

Da Baba Of Da-Bill (Buckwheat's Tribute to Alfalfa)
Unce, Tice, Fee Times A Mady
Una Panoona Banka (I never did figure out what song that was supposed to be)
Wookin' Pa Nub (just classic!)

"Schweaty Balls"
The Jeopardy Skits (I'd say best is Burt Reynolds)
Eddie Murphy doing James Brown "Hottub Song"
Cow Bell
The Continental

I can't remember the name of the company, but it is a commercial that is mocking an investment corporation and they keep referring to "the list" and how they must keep it in a safe place. Fun stuff.

The parody of the AT&T ads with Roseanne Barr where the company just made change (money-wise)...

"People ask me how we can make profit by just making change... the answer is volume."

Lothar of the Hill People

Nat-X on the Dark Side

Church Lady

Butwheat skits

Conehead skits

"You like-a the Juice, no?" "The juice is-a good, uh?"

Anything with Will F.

Anything with Chris Farley

Will Ferrell as Harry Carey hosting the space show with Jeff Goldblum; "Say if the moon was made of spare ribs, would you eat it ? I know I would, then I'd wash it down with an ice cold Budweiser !"

Phil Hartman as Caveman Lawyer.

Tracy Morgan in the Uncle Jemima's (sp) Mash Liquor commerical.

Norm MacDonald as 70's Burt Reynolds on Jeopardy when he changed his name to Turd Fergusen.



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"Cause after all, we are two WILD AND CRAZY GUYS!"

Chris Farley audition for Chip 'n Dales

"Jane, you ignorant slut"

Jean Carlo's Flatulence starring Kevin Kline is a classic.

Happy Fun Ball. (radioactive ball)
Waynes World.
Tunces the Driving Cat
Tracy Morgan as the space man (I like the theme song)
Sprockets
Nick Burnes Your Companies Computer Guy (your welcome)
Kevin Neyland weekend update.
Jimmy Fallon and Tina Fey weekend update.

another good one is Schlitz Gay
Sandler and Farley housesitting.

"**** this, I'm outta here!"

-Point & Counterpoint with Jane Curtin & I think Dan Akroyd
-Wild & Crazy Guys with Steve Martin (the other guy...I don't remember. Steve sold it with me
-Philip the Hyper-Hypo with Mike Myers & Nicole Kidman

A-A-A WHOOP

Superfans - Da Bears!

ah yes, Da Superfans sketch after Ditka became coach of the Saints. One of them (Norm?) moved to some town exactly in the middle between Solider Field and the Superdome, and was wearing have a Bears jersey and half a Saints. That one was damn funny.

Loved the cow bell!

Loved the cow bell!

Modern:
Celebrity Jeopardy
Jimmy Fallon's college webcam skit (w/ Heratio Sanz as Gobi) "I smoked it"
The skit w/ Jimmy Fallon and that chic doing the boston kids..."Tommy please tell me you got that on camera" and "you're wicked retarded"

classic:
Point/Counter-Point, land shark and toonces

then the commercial for monkey clean.

Just watched the Best of Will Ferell DVD we got my brother for X-mas. Could have easily been 2 hours longer.Someday, I ray to the Gods of the INternet, TiVo, et. al. to have every Will Ferell skit. The funniest parts are where he gets the other actors to crack up. (see any "Lover" skit in the hot tub.

I must be the only one who liked the "Happy Fun Ball" and "Power Cats (w/ free Mini-Might)" commercials.

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Una Panoona Banka (I never did figure out what song that was supposed to be)

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Actually it's a spanish song...Una Paloma Blanca (one white dove).

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THANK YOU!! GREAT skit!

There was one from the sevenities where they parodied a car commercial that was popular at the time (I think it was Chrysler...the real commercials went on and on about how smooth the ride was). The SNL skit took it a step further and had a rabbi performing a bris in the backseat while the car was in motion...THAT was funny.

Belushi as the Hulk taking a dump at the superheroes party...."What? You expect it to smell like roses?!?!" Funny!

The supermarket doormat shoes skit was a classic.

Eddie Murpy/Joe Piscopo doing they're version of Ebony and Ivory as Wonder/Sinatra.

The entire episode where Buckwheat got shot.

Kevin Spacey doing his impressions of celebrities auduitioning for Star Wars. This was one for the ages!!

Call me crazy but I think Astronaut Jones with Tracy Morgan is unbelievably funny.

Geez, I could go on and on......


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