Favorite Cartman quotes

jeffj.

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"I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your ***** ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!"

"Drugs are bad, because if you do drugs,
you're a hippy - and hippies suck."

- eric cartman

Losman

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8:05p, 11/23/02

Democrats Piss Me Off!!!!

Daveintx

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8:57a, 11/25/02

NO KITTY THAT'S MY POT PIE!!!!!!!!

HE GOT A TOUCHDOWN!!!!!!!!!!

CCAg95

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9:34a, 11/25/02

"Respect my Authoritize"

downinaggieland

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9:40a, 11/25/02

"And I saw Ma, I'm eight years old, and if I want to fingerpaint, then I'm going to FINGERPAINT!"

The Beer Snob

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10:08a, 11/25/02

"This is a bunch of crap. I've been licking this carpet for three hours and I still don't feel like a lesbian."

Bacon

Joined: Feb 22, 2002

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10:18a, 11/25/02

my uncle says smoking crack is pretty cool

Stan Rizzo

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11:47a, 11/25/02

Cartman: "When I was in prison, we used to sneak in cigarettes by sticking them up our @ss"

Other kid: "I have some fudgicles up my ass."

Cartman: "yeah, like I'm falling for that one again"

Stan Rizzo

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11:47a, 11/25/02

dp

[This message has been edited by HandsomeAg (edited 11/25/2002 11:48a).]

GI

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3:55p, 11/25/02

"Screw you guys...I'm going home!"

Daveintx

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4:44p, 11/25/02

mom, kittie's being a dildo

mom: then i know a certain kittie wittie that's sleeping with mommy tonight........

HE GOT A TOUCHDOWN!!!!!!!!!!

jagouar1

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7:17p, 11/25/02

Theres way too many sweet quotes..... Hes the funniest character on TV....

Mr. Bad Example

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10:37a, 11/26/02

Kick Ass!

Hong Kong Paul

Joined: Sep 20, 2002

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10:58a, 11/26/02

"seeeriously guys, I hate you sooo much right now, words cannot express how much I hate you guyyyyys."

There's too many to list, I'm sure if I thought hard I'd find one better than that but that's the first that came to my head.