Entertainment
Sponsored by

Eastbound and Down Quotes

5,891 Views | 13 Replies | Last: 15 yr ago by Johnsy3
Bunbury
How long do you want to ignore this user?
Season 2 is almost here, now let's reflect:
***********************************************

'No actually I don't. I play real sports, not tryin' to be the best at exercising'

"Sure I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is I'm not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and all the other countries aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism"

"Undaunted, I knew the game was mine to win. Just like in life, all of my successes depend on me. I'm the man who has the ball, I'm the man who can throw it faster than F***. So that is why I am better than everyone in the world. Kiss my ass and suck my D***, everyone."

Another Doug
How long do you want to ignore this user?
"This face, used to cash checks. And this dick, mmmmhhhmmmmm."

"honey, i love you, i think you're a terrific girl, but you have clothes like a ****ing ********."

"Work Drugs"

"Watch it ASS BLOOD!"
Matt788
How long do you want to ignore this user?
I’m going to Tampa to suck some t***ies!
astros45
How long do you want to ignore this user?
"Deek like a burmese python and the mind of a rocket scientist"
JuliusCaesarAggie
How long do you want to ignore this user?
The man with the golden dick

-----------------------------------------------------------
Johnsy3
How long do you want to ignore this user?
"I need to change my pants...

...i'm just kidding i didn't cum in my pants"
MousepadMarauder
How long do you want to ignore this user?
Remember when I taught you guys how to make it rain? Well that's what I'm going to be doing every night. Dolla dolla bills, ya'll.
donger need food
How long do you want to ignore this user?
dr. c*ck and balls
boy09
How long do you want to ignore this user?
Fundamentals are a crutch for the talentless.
AGnBCS
How long do you want to ignore this user?
Whats a dental dam?
It's like a condom but for your mouth
plus you don't know the **** I got.
98Ag99Grad
How long do you want to ignore this user?
I broke that birdbath for you.
00
How long do you want to ignore this user?
Now you're like a vagina with a mullet.
Guzen
How long do you want to ignore this user?
Dollar, dollar, bills yo!

That's not my problem...Change yourself for me.

If you happen to be a man Ashley will suck your @#. If you happen to be a woman, Scott will finger you with his *****
funky07time
How long do you want to ignore this user?
A lot of you motherfathers think you know Kenny Powers, but the truth is you don't know sheet.
Johnsy3
How long do you want to ignore this user?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoWblwKdeHg

better than quoting the whole thing

[This message has been edited by Johnsy3 (edited 9/23/2010 12:09a).]
Refresh
Page 1 of 1
 
×
subscribe Verify your student status
See Subscription Benefits
Trial only available to users who have never subscribed or participated in a previous trial.