Season 2 is almost here, now let's reflect:
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'No actually I don't. I play real sports, not tryin' to be the best at exercising'

"Sure I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is I'm not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and all the other countries aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism"

"Undaunted, I knew the game was mine to win. Just like in life, all of my successes depend on me. I'm the man who has the ball, I'm the man who can throw it faster than F***. So that is why I am better than everyone in the world. Kiss my ass and suck my D***, everyone."

"This face, used to cash checks. And this dick, mmmmhhhmmmmm."

"honey, i love you, i think you're a terrific girl, but you have clothes like a ****ing ********."

"Work Drugs"

"Watch it ASS BLOOD!"

I’m going to Tampa to suck some t***ies!

"Deek like a burmese python and the mind of a rocket scientist"

The man with the golden dick

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"I need to change my pants...

...i'm just kidding i didn't cum in my pants"

Remember when I taught you guys how to make it rain? Well that's what I'm going to be doing every night. Dolla dolla bills, ya'll.

dr. c*ck and balls

Fundamentals are a crutch for the talentless.

Whats a dental dam?
It's like a condom but for your mouth
plus you don't know the **** I got.

I broke that birdbath for you.

Now you're like a vagina with a mullet.

Dollar, dollar, bills yo!

That's not my problem...Change yourself for me.

If you happen to be a man Ashley will suck your @#. If you happen to be a woman, Scott will finger you with his *****

A lot of you motherfathers think you know Kenny Powers, but the truth is you don't know sheet.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoWblwKdeHg

better than quoting the whole thing

[This message has been edited by Johnsy3 (edited 9/23/2010 12:09a).]