Awesome as usual. Never gets old seeing him. Plenty of old stuff, plenty of new stuff. Seen him like 9 times now, have never once been bored.

hope you watched out for show horses.

I'm just glad I've already prepared my cup of dirt... I just realized that science project is due tomorrow, and I had 9 months to work on it and I did nothing!

You're breaking some new ground there, Capernicus.

You too!

The big yellow one is the sun!

And of course....take luck!

Ok, here's a list of the bits he did, as many as I can remember, in no particular order:

-More and more adults living at home with their parents
-Speed reading course
-Reading is good point/counterpoint
-Newspaper stories continued on page...
-Jury duty selection
-No nonsense judge
-Test everyone should have to take before flying
-Balloons on cars at car lots
-Commercials that slam husbands
-Golf with his recently divorced buddy
-Mules and their sense of humor
-Dora the Explorer
-Going through the McDonald's drive through with his son
-Wind chimes
-Paperwork involved with buying a house
-Taxpayer abroad
-Finding intelligent life on another planet
-Pluto not a planet anymore
-Cooking shows
-Game show contestants
-Cars that break down in the middle of the road
-Capital punishment for one group of people
-Planet of the Apes
-Steroids
-Aggravated DUI
-The in-car breathalyzer and credit checking machine
-Lawyers ads in the yellow pages
-Cruel and unusual punishment
-The little light and air conditioner on a plane
-The epitome of hyperbole
-Not having anything interesting to say at a dinner party
-Keeping our hands occupied by holding a cigarrette and a beer
-We can put a man on the moon but we can't make a phone cord that doesn't tangle!
-Hotel stuff- kids using his door as the goal for their hotel hallway sport court and the in-room fireplace
-The word nimrod
-The plural of "hair"

Encore:
-Show horses
-UPS
-Stupid in school (the whole thing from the spelling bee to i before e and plurals to the science fair projects)

If I think of more I'll ad them, or if you were there and remember some I missed, let me know. Thanks

I wish I had gone

he is amazing

I listened to him a few weeks ago in my buddies car and when he did the spelling thing/stupid in school literally my stomach hurt and I was laughing for 5 minutes straight. Hilarious bit.

Yay! We are going to see him tonight.

"Well, it's a cup with dirt in it... I call it cup-of-dirt."

Awesome! I'm seeing it Sunday night in Austin--can't wait!

Just got back... About all of it was new material, and he interacted SO much more with the audience than when I saw him two years ago. Great show--I recommend it for anyone who has the chance to see him!

I saw him in Houston on Saturday. Absolutely brilliant. Lots of old stuff, but mostly new stuff. I was just about dying laughing when he was talking about the AC nozzles on planes.

In the beginning of the encore he did this hillarious deal about not knowing where he was when he called the rental car company because Houston has 2 airports. After that the audience requested the greeting cards, ironing board, and staying over at a friend's house bits.

Yeah I like that bit about Houston's airport names being confusing.

IAH.

What's that stand for?

Bush!