Over 5 months. How do I get her to lose it without stepping on toes?
Girlfriend has put on about 10 lbs since our relationship began.
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Last: 18 yr ago by Guinea
off yourself.
get her drunk, wait till she passes out, use butcher knife to carve off excess fat.
feed her a tape worm egg
I dont think 10lbs is all that much... but if it means that much to you, just suggest you go walking together or something or just start making meals/suggesting healthier places to eat. If your diet sucks tell her you wanna eat more healthy, ergo she will start eating more healthy.
quote:Well she started at 115 so that's a 9% increase.
I dont think 10lbs is all that much
sounds like a healthy foundation you have to that relationship!
Do you have daily weigh ins for her?
find a new girlfriend.
she will end up looking like a stuck hog
my old roommate said fat chicks give the best head, so at least you have that to look forward to.
cuz they're used to shoving food in.
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Post a pic of her here in a thread about how hot she is, let TexAgs make snide comments about her body, and then let her read the comments. You can blame it all on TexAgs.
125? Unaccaptable! Thats like orca size!
this is beginning to remind me of blubber neck, posted by the collegefootballguru
Stand away from her toes and say, "you're fat."
well it really depends on where that weight is going I guess. The trunk? Ok. The bewbs? Ok. Other places? Probably not so ok.
[stewie]I hope I don't get a fat vagina. That's what girls worry about right? A fat vagina?[/stewie]
Are you in college still? If so what the hell would you want a girlfriend for? Much less one who cant hold a decent weight. Just stop talking to her. Eventually she'll come back around as a booty call. Granted she'll be even bigger then, but you dont have to be seen with her so who cares.
Use the 10% rule.
Once she has gained 10% of her body weight, you're allowed to cheat on her.
Once she has gained 10% of her body weight, you're allowed to cheat on her.
oh & post a pic. before she got fat of course.
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Once she has gained 10% of her body weight, you're allowed to cheat on her.
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But only 10% of the time.
[This message has been edited by ada8356 (edited 10/16/2007 7:58p).]
Or you can put 10% less effort into the relationship
Maybe find like a couple's run or something and see if you can get her to train towards that. Or you can just tell her that she should drop some weight and find a new girlfriend because that won't last long
Maybe find like a couple's run or something and see if you can get her to train towards that. Or you can just tell her that she should drop some weight and find a new girlfriend because that won't last long
10 lbs. is not much for a woman that is 115 lbs to start with.
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umm yes it is.......like he said 9% increase
that is like me gaining around 20 lbs which is at least an inch or two more in the waistline
that is like me gaining around 20 lbs which is at least an inch or two more in the waistline
if it looks like 10, it's probably more like 20
When I was a student and my parents would visit, we would walk around campus and my mom would comment on how big some girls were. She would always say "Oh my gosh, if they're that big now when they're walking around campus all the time...what's going to happen when they're out of school?!"
Dump the hog now. Unless you're into hoggin, which I don't think you are.
Dump the hog now. Unless you're into hoggin, which I don't think you are.
my mother told me that she wouldn't pay for the honeymoon if i married either a fatty or a potential fat bomb
i guess she wants me to have a great time not just a good time on her dime
i guess she wants me to have a great time not just a good time on her dime
gross
last time i saw you, you were at least 280 and you have probably put 40 lbs on top of that?
last time i saw you, you were at least 280 and you have probably put 40 lbs on top of that?
slip lacitives in her drinks; don't know if it would actually help the situation but it would definetly be funny as hell
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But then you have to avoid the surprise but secks at all costs.
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But then you have to avoid the surprise but secks at all costs.
Put her on an all protein diet.
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