I NEED TO KNOW BY 6:45 THIS EVENING

ARE YOU GOING TO THE ZOO THIS EVENING?

I think it's one of those "gray" areas.

IBTD

MAYBE!

It's easier to ask for forgiveness than it is to ask for permission.

Do it.

OH SNAP!

IS SEX WITH YOUR MOM CONSIDERED BEASTIALITY? SHES KIND OF A GORILLA!!

EXCELLENT, KIA.

IM NOT SAYING ITS A BAD THING

Passage Leviticus 18:23:

23 " 'Do not have sexual relations with an animal and defile yourself with it. A woman must not present herself to an animal to have sexual relations with it; that is a perversion.

Passage Leviticus 20:15:

15 " 'If a man has sexual relations with an animal, he must be put to death, and you must kill the animal.


But since this is the OLD testament you can take it with a grain of salt. IE just like it saying you can't have sex with another man or anything else like that.

Since Jesus doesn't SPECIFICALLY say anything about sex with animals it can be up to your own judgement[/sarcasm]

Exodous 22:19 Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death.

Leviticus 18:23 Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.
24 Defile not ye yourselves in any of these things: for in all these the nations are defiled which I cast out before you:
25 And the land is defiled: therefore I do visit the iniquity thereof upon it, and the land itself vomiteth out her inhabitants.
26 Ye shall therefore keep my statutes and my judgments, and shall not commit any of these abominations; neither any of your own nation, nor any stranger that sojourneth among you:
27 (For all these abominations have the men of the land done, which were before you, and the land is defiled
28 That the land spue not you out also, when ye defile it, as it spued out the nations that were before you.

Leviticus 20:15 And if a man lie with a beast, he shall surely be put to death: and ye shall slay the beast.
16 And if a woman approach unto any beast, and lie down thereto, thou shalt kill the woman, and the beast: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

for 1aaron

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What about furries? Or masturbation while thinking about puppies?

Half the state of Arkansas are goners!

HOLY CRAP I CANT BELIEVE THE BIBLE ACTUALLY ADRSSES THIS CRAP...I ASSUMED PEOPLE JUST KNEW THIS KIND OF STUFF!

BRENNUS CAN YOU ADD A BIBLE AND A MAN HAVING SEX WITH AN EMU TO YOUR PICTURE

thx

DUMMU

What about the Centaur? Or mermaids?

I'd totally do the Little Mermaid in whatever orifice I could find.

unfortunately this chick wouldn't do it with you scrappy even if the bible said you could

Brennus = dream crusher.

quote:

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And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you an exotic pet
(Yep, like a llama or an emu)

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CONGRATULATIONS KIA YOUVE QUOTED THE GAYEST SONG BY THE GAYEST BAND EVER!

WHAT IS GAY ABOUT THESE GUYS????????