We all know Freddy Mercury wasn't really interested in the girls. He was just trying to make women think guys like girls with fat butts so they would balloon up, the guys wouldn't want them, and the guys would turn gay.

Then there would be more guys for Freddy to hit on.

Brian May wrote that song.

So his Naughty Nannie, Big Fat Franny, didn't teach him anything then?

Only how to kick field goals.

You're assuming Freddy wrote the lyrics just because he sang them. Brian May may have written that one, though I'm too lazy to google it. Brian May is a really odd character too. He does his hair like Johann Sebastian Bach and has a PhD in astronomy. Oh, and he built his own guitar from scratch. That is very hard to do because the frets have an error margin of milimeters.

By the way, that comes from the album Jazz, if I remember right, and the original LP (which I have) has a fold out poster of a nude female bicycle race, which they conducted as a PR stunt for the album. It's kind of cool, and you don't get that in the CD.

old style beat me to it.

Thanks for ruining my thread, a-holes. You could have just gone along with it.

Freddie Mercury liked girls. He was bi.

I wouldn't go that far, keith.

He ****ed anything that moved.

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That is a quote from Mercury.

And the reason that he is dead.

I was going to say what Keith did. He had a life partner, but he would screw anything on 2 legs.

May for a fact wrote that song. Great guitarist.

Get on your bikes and ride!

I had my picture taken with Freddy Mercury's statue in Montreaux.

freddie mercury was omnisexual...he was like a tornado sweeping up everything in his path

Freddie Mercury was to sex what Chuck Norris is to a$$-kickin'.

i bet freddie was dangerous with that overbite