?
quote:
Queen Victoria. She was one of our more frumpy Queens... they're all frumpy, aren't they? Because it's a bad idea when cousins marry... Bottom of the gene pool, y'know, just scraping the barrel there - 'Haven't got enough for you Royals.... First rule of genetics - spread the genes apart, y'know... But the Royals are just obsessed with it; 'Are you a Royal family - are you a Royal member? Well you can marry me, because we're of the same gene pool, and our IQs will just go down the toilet.'
That's why there's no crazy Royals - they're all sort of 'Hello, what do you do? You're a plumber? What on earth is that?'
quote:
Well, we got tons of history, lying about the place. Big old castles. And we – they just get in the way. We’re driving – “Oh, another ****ing castle. Have to drive around it...” Cause Disney came over and built, EuroDisney, which they built, you know, the Disney castle there, and it was, “You better make it a bit bigger, they’ve actually got them here… And they’re not made of plastic.”
We got tons of them cause you think we all live in castles – and we do all live in castles! We all got a castle each. We’re up to here with ****ing castles. We just long for a bungalow or something.