they do not know if you should accidentally trip and break your leg, at any point during the race, we're gonna blow your brains out. I think they're missing that little tidbit of information. If they knew that, you'd see some mighty careful stepping coming down that home stretch. "Easy, fellas, easy. You win, I'll place, whatever it is. It's all the same oat bag, fellas. The important thing is your health".

-Jerry Seinfeld

horses are terrible people

If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.