Has anyone else stopped to wonder why

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I am not available because I am playing a computer game that takes up the whole screen.

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is a permanent away message option provided by AIM and cannot be deleted off your list of away messages?

Or am I that big of a loser in that I ponder things such as this?

one of my roommates friend had one up earlier that had the quote from the bible when noah burns the lamb in sacrifice and god promises not to destroy the earth again..

his ademndum was" So basicaly what your telling me is Noah made barbeques that smelled so good it made God not want to destroy the earth again. I have a new life goal...."

General away: Off on a Vampire safari in Transylvania to find a man named Vlad whose only desire is to pleasure me orally.

Sleeping away: I got lost in Istanbul and a gypsy shaman has kidnapped me and cast a sleeping spell on me.

Im only available for THE TBB.

One of my favorite away messages:
in the shower, be right ba... wait a minute, you're thinking of me naked, aren't you? oh well, if you weren't before, you are now!

One of my faves...

"The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time. The ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn, like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes 'Awww!'"


If you can tell me who said/wrote it(without the help of google) I'll be impressed.

only if you're hot.

don quixote