I'm the stylish one
of the group.
I know what you're asking yourself, and the answer is yes, I have a nickname for my p33nis.
It's called the Octagon.
But I also nicknamed
my testes. My left one is James Westfall,
and my right one is Dr. Kenneth Noisewater.
You ladies play your cards right,
you might get to meet the whole gang.

Ron Burgundy: Last time I looked in the dictionary, my name's Ron Burgundy. What's your name?
Brian Fantana: Brian Fantana.
Champ Kind: Champ Kind.
Brick Tamland: Brian Fantana.
Brian Fantana: No, you're Brick.
Brick Tamland: Brian.
Brian Fantana: I'm Brian.
Brick Tamland: Veronica.