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Mardi gras in New Orleans in between our car and another parked car.

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ditto

4th floor walton window.

Longview PD cop cruiser.

on your mom.

off the Schuhmacher roof, trying to hit Walton.

Yeah, she's been known to like that.

Floor of the Chicken. Under the third table against the left wall, when entering from the front. The crowd was not worth fighting.

Mardi gras in New Orleans in between our car and another parked car.

in a booth at Duddley's once.

The roof of the hotel right on the west side of Texas Avenue, just south of campus. I think it was a Ramada or Holiday Inn at the time.

I've seen a poster on this board go off of the balcony at Salty Dog at 1am on a Saturday night in while it was at capacity.

I would say more, but no one would ever eat at the BCS Applebee's again

My buddy did on the foot of a sheriff at the Greenville St. Pats Party a few years ago.

And the dude never noticed.

My top 3:

1. Hadrian's Villa - outside Rome.
2. Inside a giant Oleander bush in Cancun - cops busted me & I had to bribe them so I didn't go to jail.
3. Off a bridge into a canal in Venice.

Man....I have peed.....

On Bourbon Street....with thousands of people around me

On a casino wall (thats my facebook pic for A&M)

On a unmanned police car

On some idiots car b/c he was taking up 3 parking spots at the bar

On a bar stool in an overcrowded bar here at LSU

Trigon

- In the laundry room of my CS apartment complex

- In various gutters along Bourbon Street in front of thousands of unsuspecting people (it's amazing what you can invent with a condom and some surgical tubing)

- On a police car

All of these were done, of course, while under the influence of the devil's brew...

In the middle of Welsh Ave.

Inside the Subway in DC

2 streets over from bourbon on some guys steps

and

in a convertible parked with its top down at 3am

back in the day, i caught an old ex bf sleeping with a girl in his new car. so i peed on the interior.

side of many streets between northgate and our old duplex behind the old albertsons.

whoa

I didn't like my roommate Sr year

WHen I came home drunk (often to say the least) I peed on the handle of his car door.

"TKO you're a piece of work." -- ontheway

Friend's livingroom...thankfully, there were 4 dogs in the house that night to blame it on.

From a road overpassing I-85...three of us let 'er rip onto I-85. We had both northbound lanes covered...we hit an 18-wheeler, then got on the CB (yes, this was a while back) and said "hey, I heard about some people whizzing on the interstate"...a few seconds later, we hear "HEY, THAT SONOFABITCH GOT ME, TOO!!!" We had to get off the air we were laughing so hard...

in my pants, while lying on my roommates bed, out cold.

Washing machine.

I did a year in Iceland a back in 1995-96--The guys there had a program for acclimating you to the new timezone. Get off the rotator, sleep until dusk, Go to Rekjavik and get positively plowed. In theory, you wake up exactly on Icelandic time a day later...
Going home from the bars in Rekjavik, I found the need to releive myself and I asked the other guys where the mens room was. They said "take a leak on that green building. Everyone does." and there were 3 other people doing it, so I figured it was okay. Halfway through, I saw my sillouette appear in the spotlight of a policeman...I was thinking "Man, these are NOT the right circumstances to meet my new Wing Commander..." I turned around to apologise and the cops said "Its okay--everyone does it..." I still laugh at that.

oh ya on Burbon st I pd a homeless guy a dollar to pee in his corner.. he even provided a shower curtin for cover!!

At the foot of a statue on the streets of Geneva after leaving a club at six in the morning.

I was hammered one night and went to downtown H-town to bail a friend outta jail (no I wasn't driving). Got there and had to piss like a mofo. So I pissed right there on the courthouse.

In the sink (not drunk, its just what ya do.)

On the front door of my friends moms neighbors house.

At the bar at Dry Bean.

[This message has been edited by ord04 (edited 5/10/2005 12:09a).]

i pee'd in my roommates clothes hamper

I once pissed in an empty 2-liter coke bottle and almost filled that sucker up.

on the Alamo.... just kidding.

But, I pooped on a rock floating down the Frio. there was no TP, so i had to improvise. find yourself some smooth rocks and wet them down & keep 'em wet. worked just as good as Charmin Plus with Aloe.