"Bill Brasky is the father of every kid in this town!"

"Bill Brasky once showed me a video of him making love to my wife, and it was the most beautiful thing I ever saw!"

"He sweats Gatorade"

He once raped the Pope in self defense!

He'd eat a homeless person if you dared him!


He hated Mexicans! And he was half Mexican! .......And he hated irony!

The Pope told him it was ok to have a mistress!

My uncle Hal molested me.

Brasky goes about seven foot four and weighs four hundred and fifty pounds.

To Bill Brasky (raise a glass)

Bill Brasky once beat my ass while he was making out with my wife, and he didn't even apologize.

anyone have a good pic of the bill brasky crew from SNL?

[bill] I'M BACK YOU *******S![/bill]

BILLLL BRASSKY! [/guys]

I think that skit was probably one of the easiest on SNL to deliver. The timing of each statement was deliberate and planned. Props to the writer, and thank God Jimmy fallon wasn't on that skit.

Bill Brasky killed Wolfman Jack with a trident!

He scissor-kicked Angela Lansbury!

Did I ever tell you about the time I went horseback riding with Brasky, but there weren't any horses around? Well, Brasky throws a saddle on my back and rides me around Wyoming for three days. Well wouldn't you know it my stamina increases with each day and I develop tremendous leg muscles. So anyway, Brasky decides to enter me in the Breeders Cup, right? Under the name Turkish Delight. And I'm running in second place, and I'm running and I BREAK MY ANKLE. So anyway they're about to shoot me. Then someone from the crowd yells out, God bless him, don't shoot him he's a human.
To Bill Brasky!

He sleeps 8 hours a night!

Well, I guess he's pretty normal when it comes to that.

i don't want to type out the whole anecdote, but it ends with: "his name was Ho-Tran Brasky!"

Fourth Friend of Brasky: Hey, you ever go camping with Brasky?

Third Friend of Brasky: Many times.

First Friend of Brasky: I went camping with Brasky, his wife, and his daughter Debbie!

Third Friend of Brasky: Debbie Brasky?

First Friend of Brasky: Debbie Brasky. She's 7-years-old, goes about 3'5", 55 pounds. So, I'm in the back of a pickup with Bill Brasky and a live deer! Well, Brasky, he grabs the deer by the antlers, looks at it and says, "I'm Bill Brasky! Say it!" Then he squeezes the deer in such a way that a sound comes out of its mouth - "Billbrasky!" It wasn't exactly it, but it was pretty good for a deer!

Brasky used to put on a white tie and tails and walk his pet cobra through the park on a leash! He named the snake Beverly, and he taught her to fetch and dial a phone! Until one day, Beverly bit the maid, so with tears in his eyes, Brasky had to SHOOT THE MAID!!

He breastfeeds John Madden.

"I masturbate to the teletubbies"