Years ago before my wife properly conditioned me on certain things, there was a Saturday morning when I rolled out of bed and put on the first clothes I could put my hands on. It consisted of a pair of plaid shorts and a striped shirt. After I ate breakfast, I told my wife I was off to Home Despot, and she refused to let me leave the house until I changed clothes. Little did I know at the time that stripes and plaid clashed.

Fast forward to today in HEB. I see a woman wearing a spaghetti strap mocha-colored tank top, black and white plaid pajama pants, and a leopard print shower cap. Something tells me the tank top just doesn't go.

I do enjoy the scent of a good old fashioned.

Maverick Distillery in downtown SA makes one of the best old fashions I've ever had. And that's saying a lot.

Was she also talking loudly on speakerphone?

I guess we've decided to stop following the rules around here

No mention of can size? Your wife has you trained more than you know

300+ lbs?

toucan82 said:

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I guess we've decided to stop following the rules around here

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I think we have all seen the overstuff bags of flour at the grocery store.

AtticusMatlock said:

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Was she also talking loudly on speakerphone?

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I can't believe you asked this. We have etiquette rules here in the '09.

Burdizzo said:

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Years ago before my wife properly conditioned me on certain things, there was a Saturday morning when I rolled out of bed and put on the first clothes I could put my hands on. It consisted of a pair of plaid shorts and a striped shirt. After I ate breakfast, I told my wife I was off to Home Despot, and she refused to let me leave the house until I changed clothes. Little did I know at the time that stripes and plaid clashed.

Fast forward to today in HEB. I see a woman wearing a spaghetti strap mocha-colored tank top, black and white plaid pajama pants, and a leopard print shower cap. Something tells me the tank top just doesn't go.

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You were dressed like an aurora borealis, a screen saver or both?