Covid monkeys on the loose. Shoot if encountered

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3:30p, 10/28/25
https://www.fox13memphis.com/news/truck-carrying-aggressive-monkeys-infected-with-hepatitis-herpes-and-covid-crashes-in-mississippi/article_0808968c-1e1c-4c62-a2de-5b9ab6a5d532.html
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3:43p, 10/28/25
Also:
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Mega Lops
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3:45p, 10/28/25
Artist's rendering

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3:52p, 10/28/25
Nothing fun ever happens where I live.
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King of the Dairy Queen
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4:08p, 10/28/25
I wouldn't even wear a mask for covid, you think I'm going to shoot a monkey about it?
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Aggie Dad 26
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4:12p, 10/28/25
The ones with herpes will inevitably end up in Lubbock
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King of the Dairy Queen
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4:15p, 10/28/25
I dont want to sound like a liberal ***** here, but they shouldn't torture animals with diseases. I dunno. I'm helping that monkey flee if it's me.
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4:18p, 10/28/25
I've got my pistol point cocked. Ready to lick shots nonstop
until I see your monkey-ass drop.
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La Fours
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In reply to Aggie Dad 26 • 4:25p, 10/28/25
Where do you think they got herpes?
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B-1 83
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4:26p, 10/28/25
I guarantee in Louisiana I can find a taxidermist that will do a full body mount in a tuxedo (w/tray, of course), or in a little cowboy outfit riding a javalina. Where do I find an outfitter?
Being in TexAgs jail changes a man……..no, not really
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4:52p, 10/28/25
Hey, I've seen this one!
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Mr. Thunderclap McGirthy
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5:25p, 10/29/25
All my life I've had one simple rule. "No quarter given to a monkey."

Now you're telling me I have a mission and holy cause to dispatch with them.

Who has 2 thumbs and nipples as hard as diamonds?

This guy.
In Hoc Signo Vinces
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In reply to King of the Dairy Queen • 5:31p, 10/29/25
King of the Dairy Queen said:
I wouldn't even wear a mask for covid, you think I'm going to shoot a monkey about it?

They're already infected, you'd probably be saving it from suffering.

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Mr. Thunderclap McGirthy
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In reply to GIF Reactor • 5:52p, 10/29/25
GIF Reactor said:
King of the Dairy Queen said:
I wouldn't even wear a mask for covid, you think I'm going to shoot a monkey about it?

They're already infected, you'd probably be saving it from suffering.



Only if the monkey is old, obese or other health issues.

If it is a young monkey you don't need to keep it out of monkey school or stand 6 feet away.
In Hoc Signo Vinces
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B-1 83
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In reply to Mr. Thunderclap McGirthy • 6:41a, 10/30/25
Mr. Thunderclap McGirthy said:
GIF Reactor said:
King of the Dairy Queen said:
I wouldn't even wear a mask for covid, you think I'm going to shoot a monkey about it?

They're already infected, you'd probably be saving it from suffering.



Only if the monkey is old, obese or other health issues.

If it is a young monkey you don't need to keep it out of monkey school or stand 6 feet away.

Good point………. I noticed none of them were wearing masks.
Being in TexAgs jail changes a man……..no, not really
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In reply to Mr. Thunderclap McGirthy • 9:27a, 10/30/25
Mr. Thunderclap McGirthy said:
GIF Reactor said:
King of the Dairy Queen said:
I wouldn't even wear a mask for covid, you think I'm going to shoot a monkey about it?

They're already infected, you'd probably be saving it from suffering.



Only if the monkey is old, obese or other health issues.

If it is a young monkey you don't need to keep it out of monkey school or stand 6 feet away.

I was thinking more of the combination of covid and the herp and hep.
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Brian Earl Spilner
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12:56p, 10/30/25
We've got 28 days before society collapses.
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In reply to Brian Earl Spilner • 1:05p, 10/30/25
Brian Earl Spilner said:
We've got 28 days before society collapses.


Uhhh have you looked around lately?
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In reply to B-1 83 • 3:13p, 10/31/25
B-1 83 said:
I guarantee in Louisiana I can find a taxidermist that will do a full body mount in a tuxedo (w/tray, of course), or in a little cowboy outfit riding a javalina. Where do I find an outfitter?

In Louisiana they'll wind up in the gumbo pot before they make it to the taxidermist.
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3:58p, 10/31/25
12 Monkeys was a prophecy!!!!!!!
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5:01p, 10/31/25
The documentary:

The Planet Of The Apes Of Wrath
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