spotted in den airport.

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62strat
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Anybody got this beat?

Man I can't let mine to get about 10-15 lol.



NoahAg
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Wut?
cj774
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I think he is referring to the massive number of missed calls, etc
RikkiTikkaTagem
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Nope
maroon barchetta
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cj774 said:

I think he is referring to the massive number of missed calls, etc


The emails.
YokelRidesAgain
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That's pretty good. I'm only at 29,376 unread emails.
cj774
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142,775 unread personal emails
NoahAg
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I get the large amount of unread emails - I have thousands on my Gmail - but I don't get the huge number of unchecked calls or texts. Is the person a celebrity or something?
RikkiTikkaTagem
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NoahAg said:

I get the large amount of unread emails - I have thousands on my Gmail - but I don't get the huge number of unchecked calls or texts. Is the person a celebrity or something?


They either really important or not important at all.
maroon barchetta
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Maybe it's a lot of Cat Facts.
Aggie Dad 26
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cj774 said:

I think he is referring to the massive number of missed calls, etc


Rossy
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Apparently the email attached to outlook is way more important, kinda.
King of the Dairy Queen
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gotta keep that phone charged so that you can miss every call, voicemail, email
62strat
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I thought the massive charging brick and seventeen feet of cable was a nice touch as well.

Before she plopped that thing down, she first asked if she could take the chair that was next to me.. I said 'no' .. and just as I was about to get a look, I said 'I mean, you can try, but you might need a screwdriver' as I pointed towards the ground.

Chair was screwed into the concrete lol.
Decay
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I mean if you hadn't explained it to her, and she had to figure out why the chair wouldn't move, I think it'd be the first message she actually received in a long time
ABATTBQ11
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cj774 said:

I think he is referring to the massive number of missed calls, etc


Or the 168,000 unread emails
superunknown
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Aggie Dad 26 said:

cj774 said:

I think he is referring to the massive number of missed calls, etc





Idk who this is but man, dumpy white chicks are my kryptonite.
RikkiTikkaTagem
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superunknown said:

Aggie Dad 26 said:

cj774 said:

I think he is referring to the massive number of missed calls, etc





Idk who this is but man, dumpy white chicks are my kryptonite.



Well Clark Kent, you're in luck.

https://abc7.com/amp/bad-date-texts-woman-sends-after-first-thousands-of/3456534/

Great reference on the original image.
superunknown
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Dear Lord.
YokelRidesAgain
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Is there something wrong with telling the object of your affections that you want to wear their body parts?

Why didn't someone tell me sooner? No wonder I never get 2nd dates.
pdc093
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Honey Badger TX
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Easy, that's my ex girlfriend.
RikkiTikkaTagem
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Honey Badger TX said:

Easy, that's my ex girlfriend.


Does she know she's now your ex?
IIIHorn
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Honey Badger TX said:

Easy, that's my ex girlfriend.


If she had been harassing you on social media, she would be your X girlfriend.
TexasRebel
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I believe it's "der Flughafen"
jickyjack1
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RikkiTikkaTagem said:

superunknown said:

Aggie Dad 26 said:

cj774 said:

I think he is referring to the massive number of missed calls, etc





Idk who this is but man, dumpy white chicks are my kryptonite.



Well Clark Kent, you're in luck.

https://abc7.com/amp/bad-date-texts-woman-sends-after-first-thousands-of/3456534/

Great reference on the original image.



That could give a fellow the jeebies.
Mr. Thunderclap McGirthy
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IIIHorn said:

Honey Badger TX said:

Easy, that's my ex girlfriend.


If she had been harassing you on social media, she would be your X girlfriend.

And if she was a Mutant she'd be your X-Men girlfriend.
boy09
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It took me a little while to even register what OP was referring to... My unread emails are sitting at ~80k. I can't think of anything that matters less than the number of unread emails i have.


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I thought the massive charging brick and seventeen feet of cable was a nice touch as well.

That's just a macbook pro charger, which is perfectly fine to charge an iphone with. No need to travel with 2 chargers.
IIIHorn
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boy09 said:

It took me a little while to even register what OP was referring to... My unread emails are sitting at ~80k. I can't think of anything that matters less than the number of unread emails i have.


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I thought the massive charging brick and seventeen feet of cable was a nice touch as well.

That's just a macbook pro charger, which is perfectly fine to charge an iphone with. No need to travel with 2 chargers.

Nice Dodge.
Wildmen06
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500 a day.....could he not just block the number
AggieArchitect04
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What upsets me more than the badges on the missed calls/texts/emails is her choice of a horrible wallpaper and a random assortment of apps on her home screen.

Who is using Ebay often enough to have that sitting on your first screen?

What's better than a folder titled "Utilities"? TWO FOLDERS titled "Utilities".

She has two timer apps.

And a folder simply titled "iTunes" that appears to contain 5 apps.

This person is a sociopath.
IIIHorn
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boy09 said:

It took me a little while to even register what OP was referring to... My unread emails are sitting at ~80k. I can't think of anything that matters less than the number of unread emails i have.


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I thought the massive charging brick and seventeen feet of cable was a nice touch as well.

That's just a macbook pro charger, which is perfectly fine to charge an iphone with. No need to travel with 2 chargers.


What if you wear iGlasses?

It would be somewhat inconvenient if the subscription expired while driving at highway speeds.


( ...voice punctuated with a clap of distant thunder... )
maroon barchetta
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What are iGlasses?
IIIHorn
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maroon barchetta said:

What are iGlasses?

The Apple of your eye.


( ...voice punctuated with a clap of distant thunder... )
King of the Dairy Queen
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For those who have thousands of unread emails:; why even have email set up on your phone if you dont read your emails? Dont you miss emails you actually need? I wouldnt associate with someone who has thousands of unread emails sitting in the inbox. Clean them out you psycho.
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