Toucans moving into Aggieland

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maroon barchetta
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10:38p, 5/8/25
Or trying to, anyway.

Please open your home to a toucan in need.

https://www.kbtx.com/2025/05/09/twin-city-toucans-soccer-team-searching-nest-7-players-still-need-host-homes/
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NormanEH
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12:33a, 5/9/25
soccer. i can't even watch my kids' games without earbuds and a podcast
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King of the Dairy Queen
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6:17a, 5/9/25
toucans killed my family.
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The Fife
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6:58a, 5/9/25
Toucan would be a good name for a boy or a girl.
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dabo man
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7:36a, 5/9/25
Froot Loops is my favorite cereal. I need more froot in my diet!!
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8:59a, 5/9/25
Is this some kind of derogatory nickname for a group of people?

Like "oh no, some toucans moved in down the street."
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toucan82
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In reply to King of the Dairy Queen • 9:10a, 5/9/25
King of the Dairy Queen said:
toucans killed my family.


T&P
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MGS
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In reply to King of the Dairy Queen • 10:03a, 5/9/25
King of the Dairy Queen said:
toucans killed my family.


It was a great loss to the Kingdom of Dairy Queen
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In reply to BigPete3281 • 10:55a, 5/9/25
BigPete3281 said:
Is this some kind of derogatory nickname for a group of people?

Like "oh no, some toucans moved in down the street."
At least they weren't Canadians.
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In reply to Duffel Pud • 11:02a, 5/9/25
I was going to reference Canadians, but decided not to. I was a server once. LOL
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In reply to The Fife • 11:18a, 5/9/25
The Fife said:
Toucan would be a good name for a boy or a girl.


It is a name for a woman unless you're a male with gynecomastia
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1:19p, 5/9/25
Are these adults or kids? If adults, they don't get paid?
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Aggie Dad 26
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In reply to BigPete3281 • 3:54p, 5/9/25
BigPete3281 said:
Is this some kind of derogatory nickname for a group of people?

Like "oh no, some toucans moved in down the street."


Hide yo kids and yo wife!
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Ginormus Ag
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In reply to AgTrip • 4:04p, 5/9/25
AgTrip said:
Are these adults or kids? If adults, they don't get paid?
They have to do something while their husbands cook dinner.
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Champion of Fireball
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4:25p, 5/9/25
Any of them Irish?

Ain't no way I'm risking being around the Irish.
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maroon barchetta
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In reply to Champion of Fireball • 4:26p, 5/9/25
Champion of Fireball said:
Any of them Irish?

Ain't no way I'm risking being around the Irish.


Slicer sock

CONFIRMED!!
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In reply to Champion of Fireball • 4:34p, 5/9/25
Champion of Fireball said:
Any of them Irish?

Ain't no way I'm risking being around the Irish.
Even in jest, this type of ethnic intolerance has no place on our beloved General board.

If there's two things I can't stand, it's intolerance of other groups of people, and the Danish.
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Claude!
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In reply to YokelRidesAgain • 4:48p, 5/9/25
YokelRidesAgain said:
Champion of Fireball said:
Any of them Irish?

Ain't no way I'm risking being around the Irish.
Even in jest, this type of ethnic intolerance has no place on our beloved General board.

If there's two things I can't stand, it's intolerance of other groups of people, and the Danish.
I can still hate those welshing Welshman, can't I?
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txags92
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5:01p, 5/9/25
I expected more pictures and admonitions about improper thread title spelling from this thread.
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maroon barchetta
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In reply to YokelRidesAgain • 5:11p, 5/9/25
YokelRidesAgain said:
Champion of Fireball said:
Any of them Irish?

Ain't no way I'm risking being around the Irish.
Even in jest, this type of ethnic intolerance has no place on our beloved General board.

If there's two things I can't stand, it's intolerance of other groups of people, and the Danish.


It's the Dutch, goof.
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In reply to maroon barchetta • 6:27p, 5/9/25
maroon barchetta said:

It's the Dutch, goof.
I don't what you're talking about, bro.

The Dutch are chill as hell. I think it is all the dope they smoke.

It's Danish people I can't stand. That, and internalized systems of prejudice that reinforce the oppression of marginalized communities.
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maroon barchetta
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In reply to YokelRidesAgain • 6:50p, 5/9/25
Due to my interactions with a very few Dutch, I find myself quoting Nigel Powers more often than I thought possible.
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IIIHorn
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10:16p, 5/9/25
ibtgettheflockouttahere
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IIIHorn
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8:34a, 5/10/25
So, anyway …

Toucan walked into a store and asked "How much for the Chapstick."

Clerk: "$8.69."

Toucan: "Just put it on my bill."
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In reply to maroon barchetta • 11:16a, 5/10/25
maroon barchetta said:
Due to my interactions with a very few Dutch, I find myself quoting Nigel Powers more often than I thought possible.


Love that movie. Mike Myers's best work
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maroon barchetta
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In reply to toucan82 • 11:19a, 5/10/25
toucan82 said:
maroon barchetta said:
Due to my interactions with a very few Dutch, I find myself quoting Nigel Powers more often than I thought possible.


Love that movie. Mike Myers's best work


I enjoy So I Married An Axe Murderer more than I should.
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toucan82
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11:38a, 5/10/25
Woman
Whoa, man
Whooooooaaaaaa, man
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The Chicken Ranch
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In reply to YokelRidesAgain • 1:52p, 5/10/25
What's wrong with the Danish?
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Burdizzo
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In reply to IIIHorn • 8:05p, 5/10/25
IIIHorn said:
So, anyway …

Toucan walked into a store and asked "How much for the Chapstick."

Clerk: "$8.69."

Toucan: "Just put it on my bill."




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In reply to The Chicken Ranch • 9:08p, 5/10/25
The Chicken Ranch said:
What's wrong with the Danish?
Won't give us Greenland even after we asked nicely, twice.
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In reply to YokelRidesAgain • 9:10p, 5/10/25
lol. I'm 1/4 Dansk, and they should give us Greenland! I agree.
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10:07p, 5/10/25
They want to be independent from Denmark. I think that dream will become reality one day.
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IIIHorn
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In reply to The Chicken Ranch • 9:07a, 5/11/25
The Chicken Ranch said:
What's wrong with the Danish?

Half baked.

Too much Icing.

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Burdizzo
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In reply to IIIHorn • 9:23a, 5/11/25
IIIHorn said:
The Chicken Ranch said:
What's wrong with the Danish?

Half baked.

Too much Icing.



The danish are just close being danes but not quite fully danes.
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IIIHorn
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In reply to Burdizzo • 9:45a, 5/11/25
Burdizzo said:
IIIHorn said:
The Chicken Ranch said:
What's wrong with the Danish?

Half baked.

Too much Icing.



The danish are just close being danes but not quite fully danes.


Dane bramage?
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