Slept like crap last night.

Drove to work trying to get here before the thunderstorms hit.

Got to work just as the storms hit.

Heavy rain for the next couple of hours.

Peddle hula hoops.

Work on race car tomorrow.

Ready for 5 p.m.

Have a wonderful day!

Dog declined walk, I'm skipping breakfast. Heavy push day at the gym. Interview with Company B at lunch. Maybe get around to mowing this afternoon?

Had a bizarre dream last night.
Apparently there was a group of aliens who wanted to kill us. I had to walk thru the CoMo hood to a safe location; hiding out in half burned churches and broken down food trucks. It was scary. Kept running into people screeching because the aliens managed to eliminate all contact using cell phones. I was smart enough to avoid them because aliens would shoot them in the head with a laser gun when they whined about going out west to find places where the phones worked and they had junk food.


Now I am watching Reba and drinking chocolate milk.


Maybe I get released today.
We shall see.


Got banned from posting on the reels of certain Facebook posters because I told them it was freaking annoying that they keep tapping their nails on the boxes of junk food they empty to pack for their kids' week long lunches during the meal prep. How many kinds of chips can they put in the lunches of their 5 year old?

Have a good one.

ZZZZZ

Hoping you get sprung out of that place already!

• Doing my thing at work for 8 hours
• MOAR audit prep, this stuff is never-ending
• I get to teach other people how to do some of this stuff; of course they really don't want to do any of this but sorry it's in the job description and people keep retiring without being replaced sooo.....
• Not really sure what's going on this evening. My bff and I might go somewhere for food and drinks and then netflix and chill, hopefully at my place instead of hers because of the multitude of cats and dogs over there.
• If she's not free, game night
• Person who does hair for me and at least a couple of others in that circle of friends has a due date so we're all lined up to get that last appointment in for 2-3 weeks prior to that just in case.
• No clue what I'm going to do while she's out after having the baby!

Wheee Fridays..

TGIF!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHOOOOOOOOOOOO

If it happens, it will be later today.

I am being givn 3 2 hour IVs because my magnesium is super low.

Bummer.

You're on drugs. Bizarre dreams can happen.

I had a couple really odd dreams when I was hospitalized once and it was from the drugs. But those dreams played over and over on a loop in my head. It was exhausting.

Why not a bunch of bananas?

I had a weird dream last night about aliens, too.

Were your aliens using miniature orbs to fly around? Like the size of a softball, except purple and transluscent? Then when they get to whoever they are going they transform into 5 foot tall greys with king cobras for arms?

AtticusMatlock said:

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I had a weird dream last night about aliens, too.

Were your aliens using miniature orbs to fly around? Like the size of a softball, except purple and transluscent? Then when they get to whoever they are going they transform into 5 foot tall greys with king cobras for arms?

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AtticusMatlock said:

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I had a weird dream last night about aliens, too.

Were your aliens using miniature orbs to fly around? Like the size of a softball, except purple and transluscent? Then when they get to whoever they are going they transform into 5 foot tall greys with king cobras for arms?

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More like mini George Jetson ships and they were green with yellow hair and laser guns on their hips. They wore robes, so no pockets or pant legs.

Don't remember the shoes. Or even if they had any. Did spend one night in a snow cone/ice cream truck in the dream. Had a chocolate snow cone and ginger beer.

The Fife said:

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Why not a bunch of bananas?

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Too much potassium in bananas and avocados and I think pomegranate

maroon barchetta said:

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You're on drugs. Bizarre dreams can happen.

I had a couple really odd dreams when I was hospitalized once and it was from the drugs. But those dreams played over and over on a loop in my head. It was exhausting.

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• Last day at the Dallas site until June
• Your Texas A&M Ranger Challenge team is competing in the Sandhurst International Military Skills Competition (such a long name) at West Point today and tomorrow; I'm not going to say the jinxing word but they have won the last two ROTC cups so hopefully a...rhymes with tree seat.
• Chick-fil-a for lunch
• For real cleaning out my office today. I have said that every day but this is my last chance for a while.

Happy Friday!

• Got maybe 2-3 hours of sleep last night, which is an improvement over the nights before.
• Breakfast taco from La Familia.
• Work from home day since I had to move it. Doesn't feel like a Friday, but I'll take it.
• Few meetings.
• Maybe a nap at lunch.
• Cleanup the inbox.
• Finalize the Austrailia/New Zealand trip tonight, quote cruises, Vegas, finish a Europe quote. I try to not do travel work Friday nights but will have to happen.

Aggie Sofball on the TV at 1 and 4 today.

La Familia

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Breakfast taco from La Familia.

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One of the few places in B/CS that I REALLY MISS (Double Dave's is another).

I am sensing a resurrection of BSC moms threads.

UTExan said:

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I am sensing a resurrection of BSC moms threads.

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Let's call the hospital. Tell the nurse to give Tanya the good stuff and to post about Volcano Fan and chicken nuggets.

I just want to see how many new Twunt words we can get.

Guess I won't discuss my dreams nor my cold trays of food anymore

At least I will hopefully be out soon

Tanya 93 said:

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Guess I won't discuss my dreams nor my cold trays of food anymore

At least I will hopefully be out soon

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No way! Those dreams were awesome!

But people miss Cafe Mom references. Those were nuts.

I rolled into my interview today wearing a nearly identical blue polo to the guy who would be my boss.

Claude! said:

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I rolled into my interview today wearing a nearly identical blue polo to the guy who would be my boss.

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Did either of you say, "twinsies!"?

UTExan said:

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I am sensing a resurrection of BSC moms threads.

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I'll have to start paying more attention to stuff my friends do

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Claude! said:

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I rolled into my interview today wearing a nearly identical blue polo to the guy who would be my boss.

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Did either of you say, "twinsies!"?

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Hah, no. I said "Nice shirt" and his boss jokingly said "You're probably hired based on the shirt alone."

- sup buttholes
- ditched out early today to TCB
- cried my way through some Hughies spicy fried rice
- feels like a tequila & baseball kinda evening
- get sh*t ready for trip Sunday
- boobs
- later gaywads

Friend brought me some treats
Hey 42

Oooh Andes mints

maroon barchetta said:

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Oooh Andes mints

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Twizzlers. Yum.
Laffy Taffy. Super yum.

You are obligated to tell us all of the dumb jokes in that Laffy Taffy.

AtticusMatlock said:

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You are obligated to tell us all of the dumb jokes in that Laffy Taffy.

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How does a baby search the Internet?

It oo-oogles it

What did the bee whisper to the jar of honey?

Sweet nothings