Two men found dead while searching for Bigfoot

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Hard to think of a more meaningless death; hiking the mountains without the right gear looking for a make-believe creature.

Two men found dead while searching for Bigfoot
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cx2ykyew50go
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Two men were found dead in a remote forest while searching for Sasquatch, also commonly known as Bigfoot, according to authorities in Washington State.

The two men from Portland, Oregon, were found dead after a three-day search was launched on Christmas Day after a family member reported that the pair had not returned from a trip to the Gifford Pinchot National Forest to search for proof of the mythical hairy, forest-dwelling, bi-pedal primates.

The search involved over 60 volunteers searching with aircrafts and dogs in heavily wooded terrain and brutally-cold weather conditions, the Skamania County Sheriff's Office said in a news release.

"Both deaths appear to be due to exposure, based on weather conditions and ill-preparedness," the statement said.
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At least they found something
Aggies1322
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"Exposure"… sounds like Bigfoot knows how to cover his crimes up pretty well.
Ryan the Temp
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I've hiked that forest numerous times, and this is definitely NOT the time of year to do it.
dabo man
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"Exposure"… sounds like Bigfoot knows how to cover his crimes up pretty well.
Or D.B. Cooper!
Beer Baron
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Ryan the Temp said:

I've hiked that forest numerous times, and this is definitely NOT the time of year to do it.
That sounds like something a Bigfoot who doesn't want to be found would say.
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Sounds like the flat-earther that died in his homemade rocket launch. If they're dumb enough to believe that, they're dumb in a lot of other ways.
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Beer Baron said:

Ryan the Temp said:

I've hiked that forest numerous times, and this is definitely NOT the time of year to do it.
That sounds like something a Bigfoot who doesn't want to be found would say.

Is Bigfoot some sort of code between "you people"
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They knew too much.
Anchorhold
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RIP George and Ernie Henderson

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Aggies1322 said:

"Exposure"… sounds like Bigfoot knows how to cover his crimes up pretty well.


Dead from exposure - exposure to Bigfoot.
Aggie Dad 26
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Paging Bigfoot10s
bigfooticus
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Hide and seek champ
Ragnar Danneskjoldd
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Maybe they cherished eachothers friendship amd comradery and used Bigfoot as a reason to get together, in nature, to make sense of this world. Maybe there was profound meaning.
Ginormus Ag
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How did Balki from Perfect Strangers get a national forest named after him?
B-1 83
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Drugs are bad, mmmmmmkay?
Being in TexAgs jail changes a man……..no, not really
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How did Balki from Perfect Strangers get a national forest named after him?
It's just so ridiculous!!
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dabo man said:

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How did Balki from Perfect Strangers get a national forest named after him?
It's just so ridiculous!!


Don't be stupid. [/in indiscriminate foreign accent]
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Ginormus Ag said:

How did Balki from Perfect Strangers get a national forest named after him?
You made me go back to the OP to make sure they didn't die in Bartokomous National Forest.
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