I asked to trade my mustache for a fat ass. Your turn.
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Toadies tickets for Sunday
Just kidding - my mustache can stay but my cow lick needs to go.
If I grow a mustache, can I get rid of my fat ass?
My cow lick is getting lighter. Arctic Blonde.
My cow lick is getting lighter. Arctic Blonde.
Right this minute? Less gas from the dog busy sleeping next to me.
An official Red Ryder carbine action, 200-shot Range model air rifle with a compass in the stock, and this thing which tells time.
No, you'll shoot your eye out
AN ICICLE…IT FELL!!!
Update: I want Santa to castrate whoever in my neighborhood is setting off fireworks at 10:30 on Christmas Eve.
wow? I asked him to trade your mustache for a fat ass sorry if he brings you an overweight donkey!713nervy said:
I asked to trade my mustache for a fat ass. Your turn.
Boobs
How was that not the first reply?
How was that not the first reply?
An electric dog polisher.
Hookers and blow, of course.
Back during Covid, I took one of my stimulus checks and bought this guitar
and these pickups
https://www.seymourduncan.com/single-product/hot-rails-tele
Here were are at the end of 2024, and I've never gotten around to having the pickups put into the guitar. I drove to two guitar shops today as I need to find a new tech. They were both closed, but I'm going back to talk to them on Thursday. I'm thinking/hoping having new hardware might get me playing again.
This involves Santa as the labor won't be free and I also have work I want done on another guitar.
and these pickups
https://www.seymourduncan.com/single-product/hot-rails-tele
Here were are at the end of 2024, and I've never gotten around to having the pickups put into the guitar. I drove to two guitar shops today as I need to find a new tech. They were both closed, but I'm going back to talk to them on Thursday. I'm thinking/hoping having new hardware might get me playing again.
This involves Santa as the labor won't be free and I also have work I want done on another guitar.
To play golf Sunday and Tuesday. (I have 2 girls under the age of 8..)
1. Peace on Earth.
2. National Championship in Aggie Football, Basketball or Baseball.
3. For Greg Sankey to go nuts and burn t.u. and every molecule of t.u. to the ground and salt the earth so that nothing can ever be built there again or used for anything. And for all the tsips and tshirt sips to never mention its existence and deny that it ever existed. And for Sankey to have a billion stinging pustules all over body and live in searing painful agony for 10,000 years in which his eyes are held open and he has to watch Texas A&M win championships in every sport over and over again for eternity.
2. National Championship in Aggie Football, Basketball or Baseball.
3. For Greg Sankey to go nuts and burn t.u. and every molecule of t.u. to the ground and salt the earth so that nothing can ever be built there again or used for anything. And for all the tsips and tshirt sips to never mention its existence and deny that it ever existed. And for Sankey to have a billion stinging pustules all over body and live in searing painful agony for 10,000 years in which his eyes are held open and he has to watch Texas A&M win championships in every sport over and over again for eternity.
Great choice
Ginormus Ag said:
1. Peace on Earth.
2. National Championship in Aggie Football, Basketball or Baseball.
3. For Greg Sankey to go nuts and burn t.u. and every molecule of t.u. to the ground and salt the earth so that nothing can ever be built there again or used for anything. And for all the tsips and tshirt sips to never mention its existence and deny that it ever existed. And for Sankey to have a billion stinging pustules all over body and live in searing painful agony for 10,000 years in which his eyes are held open and he has to watch Texas A&M win championships in every sport over and over again for eternity.
You're not supposed to eat the whole bottle of gummies at once.
dabo man said:
Back during Covid, I took one of my stimulus checks and bought this guitar
and these pickups
https://www.seymourduncan.com/single-product/hot-rails-tele
Here were are at the end of 2024, and I've never gotten around to having the pickups put into the guitar. I drove to two guitar shops today as I need to find a new tech. They were both closed, but I'm going back to talk to them on Thursday. I'm thinking/hoping having new hardware might get me playing again.
This involves Santa as the labor won't be free and I also have work I want done on another guitar.
1. Buy solder and soldering iron
2. Have Benny watch YouTube videos to learn how to solder and replace pickups
3. Have been install the pickups
4.?????
5. Profit
*****
April 18 tickets to the Rose Bowl...
Made you look.
Made you look.
I know!
Fat asses
Been asking for the Solid Gold dancers for 50 years
Santaaaaaaaa … you rascal!
A national championship…
I went back to one of the guitar shops that was closed on Christmas Eve. They recommended a third guitar shop to me. I went there, and it turns out that my former tech works at that third shop now. I found him! He isn't working today, but I finally have his cell number again. Good news for me.
700 Federal Rounds at half price
Sweetwater gift card
Got two
Got two
I got a henwey.
Nothing bc I'm old and get Christmas $$ from my fam.
Got a new vacuum and turf cleaner/fluffer from funds.
Got a new vacuum and turf cleaner/fluffer from funds.
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