.... there's a baby in First Class.
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So on the rare occasion I splurge for First Class....
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So you're going to the clouds to yell at them?
Baby is fine, but the lard ass in front of me who has to keep his seat fully recliner to accommodate his voluminous gut is another story.
That's business class baby.
First class will have a pod.
First class will have a pod.
Go Polaris or go home.
You don't have to take that **** sitting down!
(Unless the fasten seat belt sign is on, of course.)
Go full Brian Griffin.
(Unless the fasten seat belt sign is on, of course.)
Go full Brian Griffin.
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Wait. Aren't you the one that like them really young?fc2112 said:
.... there's a baby in First Class.
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IB4 "lolpoors flying commercial" etc
If you can't afford first class just drive.
I don't have kids but damn I'll never understand people that get pissed about babies on flights.
Does it suck? Yeah a little. But it's not like the parents want their kid to be crying or fussing all flight. I am sure they would prefer to have a calm sleeping child the whole flight.
Order yourself a drink, pop on your noise cancelling headphones or ear buds, and ignore it for the rest of the flight. Overall It's a minor inconvenience.
Does it suck? Yeah a little. But it's not like the parents want their kid to be crying or fussing all flight. I am sure they would prefer to have a calm sleeping child the whole flight.
Order yourself a drink, pop on your noise cancelling headphones or ear buds, and ignore it for the rest of the flight. Overall It's a minor inconvenience.
fc2112 said:
Baby is fine, but the lard ass in front of me who has to keep his seat fully recliner to accommodate his voluminous gut is another story.
Weren't you fat once upon a time? First class should have plenty of pitch for fully reclined anyway
1. do something to quiet the baby that shows how good you are with kids
2. give the mom the old high hard one in the restroom
2. give the mom the old high hard one in the restroom
People who aren't seated in 1A in first class on the rare occasion when the private jet is in the shop for maintenance.GAC06 said:
Weren't you fat once upon a time? First class should have plenty of pitch for fully reclined anyway
Having someone seated in front of you is practically being in steerage.
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1A isn't a good seat for a tall person. I fly all the time and am always in 1st. Even though the recline cuts the space from my face to the seat screen (most I use my iPad though) having the space under the seat to stretch my legs beats my legs blocked by the bulkhead.YokelRidesAgain said:People who aren't seated in 1A in first class on the rare occasion when the private jet is in the shop for maintenance.GAC06 said:
Weren't you fat once upon a time? First class should have plenty of pitch for fully reclined anyway
Having someone seated in front of you is practically being in steerage.
fc2112 said:
Baby is fine, but the lard ass in front of me who has to keep his seat fully recliner to accommodate his voluminous gut is another story.
Never been in business class or first, but does the person infront reclining their sear affect the space behind them? Like in economy.
Not unless it's a small regional yet. Even then, it's nothing like economy
fc2112 said:
Baby is fine, but the lard ass in front of me who has to keep his seat fully recliner to accommodate his voluminous gut is another story.
Does he have a Travel Scrabble with him?
mickeyrig06sq3 said:fc2112 said:
Baby is fine, but the lard ass in front of me who has to keep his seat fully recliner to accommodate his voluminous gut is another story.
Does he have a Travel Scrabble with him?
Was there a sound like mud hitting curtains?
Screaming kid is better than sick kid coughing and blowing snot bubbles and smearing your future cold everywhere around the cabin they can reach.
I'd take a baby over a democrat any day.. although some would argue...
Wrong forum? IDC.
Wrong forum? IDC.
MouthBQ98 said:
smearing your future cold everywhere
Facts
Babies over a fat ass all day every day. Covid didn't take near enough of them out.
Never could imagine that one day I'd be sitting in first class and watching a Ghost concert on the united tv, but lo and behold.
Aren't they supposed to be stored under the seat or in an overhead bin?nai06 said:
I don't have kids but damn I'll never understand people that get pissed about babies on flights.
Does it suck? Yeah a little. But it's not like the parents want their kid to be crying or fussing all flight. I am sure they would prefer to have a calm sleeping child the whole flight.
Order yourself a drink, pop on your noise cancelling headphones or ear buds, and ignore it for the rest of the flight. Overall It's a minor inconvenience.
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